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stormkroe

stormkroe

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Just finishing up a house (electrical), and am pretty sure I just heard the home owner call one of her kids (approx. 5 years old) a f_cking retard. I'm going to try to verify it discreetly, but if it's true I won't be able to ignore it.
So, tough guys/gal, what would you do?
 
alzan

alzan

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May 21, 2003
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Verifying is for pussies; whack the crap out of the parent and call the child protective agencies in your area.
 
chimaxi83

chimaxi83

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May 18, 2003
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Is the bill paid? Find the kid, strike up some kid conversation, give the mother dirty looks while telling that kid how cool and smart s/he is, then tell the mother some smart ass sarcastic shit about how smart the kid is. Then, all that's left is to stick it in the mother and money shot her eyes, and call her a retard for not catching it elsewhere.
 
halik

halik

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stormkroe said:
Just finishing up a house (electrical), and am pretty sure I just heard the home owner call one of her kids (approx. 5 years old) a f_cking retard. I'm going to try to verify it discreetly, but if it's true I won't be able to ignore it.
So, tough guys/gal, what would you do?
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was the kid acting like a fucking retard?
 
John Connor

John Connor

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Give your kid a gun and tell him to shoot the cock sucker. At best he'll get a slap on the wrist. :D
 
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drebo

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Leave it alone and silently thank the parent for, you know, actually disciplining her child.
 
Rakehellion

Rakehellion

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Jan 15, 2013
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What the fuck did you just say to me? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Navy Seals.
 
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drebo

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If my kid is acting like a fucking retard, I call him a fucking retard.

If he's acting like a little shit, I call him a little shit.

The tone in my voice is the discipline. And what's it to you? Sounds like you're a moron who doesn't believe in saying "no" to a kid...or maybe you're an entitled millenial whose never been told "no" so you don't know what it's like.

Newsflash: the real world sucks and the faster you learn that, the better off you'll be.
 
Rakehellion

Rakehellion

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alkemyst said:
A Navy SEAL doesn't have to repeat his life, the situation is done in less syllables.
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I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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drebo said:
Leave it alone and silently thank the parent for, you know, actually disciplining her child.
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EPIC FAIL!

Never insult your child. Even I know this and I have only been parenting 2 years for older kids.

I think this is a troll post though. A real member of our world would have handled this if it was an issue.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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Rakehellion said:
I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
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K bro. Counter Strike with GODMODE on doesn't count for much around here.
 
Rakehellion

Rakehellion

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Jan 15, 2013
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If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
 
Rakehellion

Rakehellion

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Jan 15, 2013
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alkemyst said:
K bro. Counter Strike with GODMODE on doesn't count for much around here.
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You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Feb 13, 2001
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drebo said:
If my kid is acting like a fucking retard, I call him a fucking retard.

If he's acting like a little shit, I call him a little shit.

The tone in my voice is the discipline. And what's it to you? Sounds like you're a moron who doesn't believe in saying "no" to a kid...or maybe you're an entitled millenial whose never been told "no" so you don't know what it's like.

Newsflash: the real world sucks and the faster you learn that, the better off you'll be.
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Hey DUMBASS!

There is a difference in saying NO versus calling them NAMES.

Take a pill.

The world is great though, just you are too miserable to see that and making your kids future failures.

...just like you.
 
GagHalfrunt

GagHalfrunt

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Apr 19, 2001
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If I heard any of my neighbors call their kids a fucking retard I'd be forced to agree with them. Their kids are fucking retards.
 
Printer Bandit

Printer Bandit

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Mar 16, 2005
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call a kid a fucking retard and he will grow up to be a fucking retard. then he will will have fucking retard kids and the cycle continues...
 
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