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Internet Chatt buddy tells me dark secret

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: altonb1

Blog referencing this without names

2nd link - scroll to bottom - still no names


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Well, from those links, once you know it's in Pretty Prairie, it's pretty easy to find the story all over the place. It's on dozens of forums, dozens of news sites, and even a television news (Wibw.com). His crime was sodomy - it's the same crime as between consenting adults in Kansas.

Oh, and the dog was a "Rottweiler-type dog." That's asking for even more trouble... I mean, if the dog wasn't too happy and decided to attack, well, being known as the guy who sodomized a dog is only half as bad as being known as the guy who had his wiener bitten off by a dog while sodomizing the dog.

So, tell your friend, "look on the bright side. At least the dog didn't get mad and bite it off!"
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Actualllyy.... if you click the link in the blog = name.
 
You never should've given him Blink's Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Obviously he's listened to the bonus track "Fvck A Dog" a few too many times.
 
Originally posted by: Citrix
HAHAHAHAHAH OMG!!!! that chat had me rolling.

"apparently its illegal for me to bone my dog "

Bwwhahahahahahah
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:laugh:

Yeah that part got me too. This is some crazy shit man. Part of it was obviously that he liked and wanted the attention. Part of it must be that he's absolutely fvcking nuts. I can only imagine what would happen if he hooked up with a redhead (human, not dog).
 
now this is a five star thread.

*also reminds me of a childhood friend of mine who sucked off his dog (around the age of 6)
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: altonb1

Blog referencing this without names

2nd link - scroll to bottom - still no names


😱
Click to expand...

Well, from those links, once you know it's in Pretty Prairie, it's pretty easy to find the story all over the place. It's on dozens of forums, dozens of news sites, and even a television news (Wibw.com). His crime was sodomy - it's the same crime as between consenting adults in Kansas.

Oh, and the dog was a "Rottweiler-type dog." That's asking for even more trouble... I mean, if the dog wasn't too happy and decided to attack, well, being known as the guy who sodomized a dog is only half as bad as being known as the guy who had his wiener bitten off by a dog while sodomizing the dog.

So, tell your friend, "look on the bright side. At least the dog didn't get mad and bite it off!"
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Actually, if you click the smiley in my message, you'd see the 3rd link with full name, etc.
 
Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
DUDE! You promised that you wouldn't tell anyone! Ass hole!
Don't try to marginalize what me and Fido have. You guys wouldn't understand, love is not limited to your same species... What we have is real and, yes, we're engaged.
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so you and that one girl arent getting married now?
 
gilligans woman

We are not giving out his personal information. This kid has been through hell and dosen't even know Gilligan posted this. I told Gilligan if he gave out any personal information on the kid it would be war starting with no sex. I really want to help the kid out. You know, slip him a couple things and throw him under the covers with one of my sisters. I have 3 to choose from. That is actually only half true I do want to get him help, but I would not want to pass any pooch germs. God only knows what this boy may have got from that. Plus I actually do respect my sister alot more then to do them that way, plus I have a feeling he might notice the bitch is missing alot of hair, unless he thinks it's a chianeze hairless. I just want people to know this was not about outing him. this is about actually getting some advice on the problem. I wanted to take him in, but was affraid for my own dogs and two children. Any GOOD advice what so ever.
 
Originally posted by: Gilligansdingy
gilligans woman

We are not giving out his personal information. This kid has been through hell and dosen't even know Gilligan posted this. I told Gilligan if he gave out any personal information on the kid it would be war starting with no sex. I really want to help the kid out. You know, slip him a couple things and throw him under the covers with one of my sisters. I have 3 to choose from. That is actually only half true I do want to get him help, but I would not want to pass any pooch germs. God only knows what this boy may have got from that. Plus I actually do respect my sister alot more then to do them that way, plus I have a feeling he might notice the bitch is missing alot of hair, unless he thinks it's a chianeze hairless. I just want people to know this was not about outing him. this is about actually getting some advice on the problem. I wanted to take him in, but was affraid for my own dogs and two children. Any GOOD advice what so ever.
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Don't let him near(within a few states) of your childrens.

Encourage him to get professional help. Try to contact any local resources that may be able to get qualified mental help for him.

Don't write a big block of text on the internet, break it up.


*Edit - Also #1 Don't spit in the wind #2 Never pet a burning dog

 
I remember reading this in the paper awhile back. Look up "Joshua Coman" or "Josh Coman" on Myspace. The picture..is hilarious.

http://cjonline.com/stories/093007/kan_204109695.shtml

Kansas man pleads no contest to animal sodomy
The Associated Press
Published Sunday, September 30, 2007

HUTCHINSON ? A Pretty Prairie man has been sentenced to six months probation and ordered to undergo a mental evaluation after pleading no contest to a charge that he sodomized a dog.

Joshua Brian Coman, 20, waived his right to an attorney and made the plea Friday to criminal sodomy of an animal, a misdemeanor in Kansas.
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Officers arrested Coman on Sept. 23 after witnesses said they saw him engaged in the lewd activity with a large, Rottweiler-type dog.

Judge Randy McEwen sentenced Coman to probation, $300 in fines and other costs and ordered the mental evaluation.

Assistant District Attorney Greg Benefiel said sodomy is considered a crime in Kansas and sodomy of an animal falls under the same criminal statute as that between consenting adults. Benefiel said criminal sodomy involving a minor is a felony.
 
Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
I remember reading this in the paper awhile back. Look up "Joshua Coman" or "Josh Coman" on Myspace. The picture..is hilarious.

http://cjonline.com/stories/093007/kan_204109695.shtml

Kansas man pleads no contest to animal sodomy
The Associated Press
Published Sunday, September 30, 2007

HUTCHINSON ? A Pretty Prairie man has been sentenced to six months probation and ordered to undergo a mental evaluation after pleading no contest to a charge that he sodomized a dog.

Joshua Brian Coman, 20, waived his right to an attorney and made the plea Friday to criminal sodomy of an animal, a misdemeanor in Kansas.
Print Reply E-mail

Officers arrested Coman on Sept. 23 after witnesses said they saw him engaged in the lewd activity with a large, Rottweiler-type dog.

Judge Randy McEwen sentenced Coman to probation, $300 in fines and other costs and ordered the mental evaluation.

Assistant District Attorney Greg Benefiel said sodomy is considered a crime in Kansas and sodomy of an animal falls under the same criminal statute as that between consenting adults. Benefiel said criminal sodomy involving a minor is a felony.
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