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Internet Chatt buddy tells me dark secret

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Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get old Rover a bone.

When she bent over,
Rover drove her,
because Rover had a bone of his own...
 
Originally posted by: S Freud
[...] If thats the case I would assume he has a history of sexual abuse, people like that don't just wake up one day and decide to screw the pooch.(I couldn't help myself 😛) [...]
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I think that's the friend's excuse as well, Mr. Freud (how appropriate!)
 
Originally posted by: Greenman
After four pages no one has asked the single most important question about this whole "affair".


Was the bitch hot?
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obviously you didn't read thread, or you would have read UberNeuman's post on the first page
 
Yeah He got into a little details and I had to stop him. I will not post the pic of him or his dog... Which it wasnt his dog any ways. It was a friends dog.
 
DUDE! You promised that you wouldn't tell anyone! Ass hole!
Don't try to marginalize what me and Fido have. You guys wouldn't understand, love is not limited to your same species... What we have is real and, yes, we're engaged.
 
OP, could it be that you're missing the common sense in your friends decision to hump dogs? You already mentioned he is on the verge of destitution, the last thing he needs is a human girlfriend who will demand time and money that he OBVIOUSLY can't afford. Can you feed your girlfriend a can of Alpo and expect her to put out on a regular basis? No, you can't. And I'm not just saying that. Women are complicated, needy beings and have NEVER been accused of being "man's best friend." So, I digress; try to see the brighter side to poor internetfolks having sex with animals.
 
Originally posted by: videogames101
Originally posted by: Gilligansdingy
Updated with more info. That way you can determine for yourself the validity of the story.
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thats crazy conversation dude.... he needs mental help :shocked:
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Seconded. He has some serious issues. His neighbor who let him have sex with her dog also has some serious issues.
 
half the population doesnt agree with my way of life
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Um...fucking dogs isn't a way of life. I mean, if you're a sheep farmer living all alone...out in the middle of nowhere...with no wife and you haven't had sex for many years I can sort of see...well, no, actually I can't see it then even.
 
I was going to post "Too Long- Cliffs", but got sucked into the story after the 5th line.


W-T-HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY-F??????? That CAN'T be real!
 
InternetChatbuddy (10/28/2007 8:12:53 PM): well the guy also happens to be my neighbor
InternetChatbuddy (10/28/2007 8:12:59 PM): ive known him about 11 years
InternetChatbuddy (10/28/2007 8:13:08 PM): i didnt think hed have a reason to screw me over

I guess your friend understands how the dog feels about him, haha.
 
Originally posted by: altonb1

Blog referencing this without names

2nd link - scroll to bottom - still no names


😱
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Well, from those links, once you know it's in Pretty Prairie, it's pretty easy to find the story all over the place. It's on dozens of forums, dozens of news sites, and even a television news (Wibw.com). His crime was sodomy - it's the same crime as between consenting adults in Kansas.

Oh, and the dog was a "Rottweiler-type dog." That's asking for even more trouble... I mean, if the dog wasn't too happy and decided to attack, well, being known as the guy who sodomized a dog is only half as bad as being known as the guy who had his wiener bitten off by a dog while sodomizing the dog.

So, tell your friend, "look on the bright side. At least the dog didn't get mad and bite it off!"
 
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