- Oct 11, 1999
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I went to work on Thursday & the nurse that works with the surgeon tells me to look @ the xray on the monitor...
It's a KUB (kidneys ureter bladder) film, with something in the lower middle... look closely, and it's the outline of a 10 inch vibrator.
The idiot had it in for a week, said his wife placed it in there (yeah sure), finally came in because he was so constipated.
A surgeon sedated him & removed it (she had small hands).
The best part of the story is that I was joking & told one of the surgical interns that it had to go to the pathology lab, and they filled out the paperwork, I took it to lab & checked it in with a 40ish year old middle eastern woman wearing a headscarf who had never seen one & couldn't figure out why or what I was trying to give her, I called aside another woman in lab that I know who explained it to her
It's a KUB (kidneys ureter bladder) film, with something in the lower middle... look closely, and it's the outline of a 10 inch vibrator.
The idiot had it in for a week, said his wife placed it in there (yeah sure), finally came in because he was so constipated.
A surgeon sedated him & removed it (she had small hands).
The best part of the story is that I was joking & told one of the surgical interns that it had to go to the pathology lab, and they filled out the paperwork, I took it to lab & checked it in with a 40ish year old middle eastern woman wearing a headscarf who had never seen one & couldn't figure out why or what I was trying to give her, I called aside another woman in lab that I know who explained it to her
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