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Interesting Day @ the Office

Pliablemoose

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I went to work on Thursday & the nurse that works with the surgeon tells me to look @ the xray on the monitor...

It's a KUB (kidneys ureter bladder) film, with something in the lower middle... look closely, and it's the outline of a 10 inch vibrator.

The idiot had it in for a week, said his wife placed it in there (yeah sure), finally came in because he was so constipated.

A surgeon sedated him & removed it (she had small hands).

The best part of the story is that I was joking & told one of the surgical interns that it had to go to the pathology lab, and they filled out the paperwork, I took it to lab & checked it in with a 40ish year old middle eastern woman wearing a headscarf who had never seen one & couldn't figure out why or what I was trying to give her, I called aside another woman in lab that I know who explained it to her:eek:
 

Mallow

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I don't get it... it was in the anus or up his urethra/ureter? If up the urethra what was the diameter?
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: Mallow
I don't get it... it was in the anus or up his urethra/ureter? If up the urethra what was the diameter?

Standard size, it was in his rectum/lower intestine (descending colon).

It just went up so far, it couldn't be retrieved @ home.
 

TommyVercetti

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So let me get this straight. Guy comes in saying he is very conticipated. X-ray tells that it is a dildo. He says his wife put it in there. It got taken out, and when you tried to show it to the guy's wife, she was totally clueless as to what that thing was. So the guy was lying, he had put it in himself. DAMN!
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
So let me get this straight. Guy comes in saying he is very conticipated. X-ray tells that it is a dildo. He says his wife put it in there. It got taken out, and when you tried to show it to the guy's wife, she was totally clueless as to what that thing was. So the guy was lying, he had put it in himself. DAMN!

No, not quite, wife was not present, his record indicated he was not married (no female listed as next of kin, no wedding ring).

The confused person was a lab tech who had apparently never seen or heard of one before...

 

GTaudiophile

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Originally posted by: SyahM
what a story... anyway, what is the standard size for vibrator?

I somehow doubt that 10" is standard. Besides, women don't tend to prefer those that penetrate anyway :)