India gets its first 7-Eleven

[shortylickens]

First 7-Eleven Store Opening in India

markets.businessinsider.com

And now is the time you guys make the obvious comments.

 

[Captante]

 

[Torn Mind]

Indians selling other Indians donuts and coffee.

All part of the plan to spread the heart attack around the world with vegetable oil laden sweets and fine-tasting starches.

 

[Stiff Clamp]

I'll have a . . . Squishie . . . plz

 

[VirtualLarry]

Is this some grand irony that the universe has hatched?

 

[Captante]

All part of the plan to spread the heart attack around the world with vegetable oil laden sweets and fine-tasting starches.

Too late!

 

[MrSquished]

Is Hank Azaria gonna do the voiceovers for their commercials over there?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Will it be American immigrants going over there to run them?

 

[Torn Mind]

My mom worked at 7-Eleven once upon a time. So I had access to the gatorades and fountain drinks, slurpees, those cheap croissant and biscuit breakfast sandwiches. A lot of them got tossed so she'd take them and we'd consume them.

 

[lxskllr]

Indian McDonalds looks pretty good.

 

[Torn Mind]

Too late!

Given that chicken is the cheap meat and beef is not served due to culture, McDonalds doesn't have to spend money on processing beef and can line their pockets that way.

 

[Scarpozzi]

It's like that thing when you point two mirrors at each other and you can see infinity if you hold it at the correct angle.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Is it staffed by Mid West Dudes or Cambodians?

 

[highland145]

I'm applying for a job. Obviously, I speak their language.

 

[Scarpozzi]

I'm applying for a job. Obviously, I speak their language.

 

[BoomerD]

Is it staffed by Mid West Dudes or Cambodians?

Obviously...rude white Americans who don't speak the language.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Obviously...rude white Americans who don't speak the language.

That’s called Poetic Justice.

 

[highland145]

That’s called Poetic Justice.

I'm in. Where do I get a free ticket?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I'm in. Where do I get a free ticket?

You a fat irish guy?
I think we’d make a good team.

 

[highland145]

You a fat irish guy?
I think we’d make a good team.

Mut, mostly but I'm in.

 

[Spacehead]

The 7-11 we had around here moved out like 30+ years ago. I guess i assumed they no longer existed. Maybe 15 years ago i was somewhere & saw one & was like wow, they're still around.

 

[shortylickens]

The 7-11 we had around here moved out like 30+ years ago. I guess i assumed they no longer existed. Maybe 15 years ago i was somewhere & saw one & was like wow, they're still around.

they're all over America.

You need to get out more. This lockdown makin ya crazy.

 

[sdifox]

they're all over America.

You need to get out more. This lockdown makin ya crazy.

about 8k stores in USA. But there are 5K stores in Taiwan and Taiwan is puny compared to USA.

two 7-11 across each other lol

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I will support the poster above thinking they were gone. They all but disappeared from my area in the 90s and thru the 00s. There was one sort of nearby in a crappy area but that was it until 2010 give or take, now there are more but certainly not many.

 

[IronWing]

about 8k stores in USA. But there are 5K stores in Taiwan and Taiwan is puny compared to USA.

two 7-11 across each other lol

That used to be common in my fair city. Then 7-11 closed most of their stores here and there are only thirteen left.