Incorrect phrases that annoy you?

[HAL9000]

And... i'm a prick

And your a xenophobic piece of fucking shit, Which is why I added you to my ignore list. Goodbye.

Personal attacks like this aren't permitted. -Admin DrPizza

 

[guyver01]

And your a xenophobic piece of fucking shit, Which is why I added you to my ignore list. Goodbye.

You already said that. You're a liar and idiot.

 

[HAL9000]

If I take a shit, and put chili powder on it, is it now chili?

If so, will you please eat it?

No because the main ingredient to chilli is mince not shit

 

[ShawnD1]

You probably brush your teeth with chicken and call it tooth paste.

British people actually have really good teeth because apparently it's covered by universal healthcare.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html

Meanwhile I haven't seen a dentist in a few years because I didn't have insurance and it's expensive as fuck

 

[busydude]

And your a xenophobic piece of fucking shit, Which is why I added you to my ignore list. Goodbye.

You cannot live long on the internet if you get offended so easily.

 

[Dumac]

I can, in England it's wrong.

It isn't wrong; just a different dialect. In a similar way, if a person is speaking with an (I guess English?) accent in America, it isn't WRONG. It is just a different way of speaking.

What's wrong with grey and mould?

I believe it is "gray" and "mold" here. Apparently Americans don't like u's.

On a side note, it's not "british english I'm talking about, just English from England, scots etc say things different.

Sorry, I am a bit ignorant on what to call it. I don't want to call it English, because that is what we call our dialect here...

A fair point, but my issue wasn't with the inaccuracy of calling someone black it was with the inaccuracy of assuming all black people are african in some way.

I see

 

[ShawnD1]

You cannot live long on the internet if you get offended so easily.

Internet prepares you for the real world .... not including those unfortunate times where 4chan harassment drives people to suicide :whiste:

 

[HAL9000]

British people actually have really good teeth because apparently it's covered by universal healthcare.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18409_the-5-most-statistically-full-shit-national-stereotypes.html

Meanwhile I haven't seen a dentist in a few years because I didn't have insurance and it's expensive as fuck

High five! Yeah that's true national health over here is definitely a good thing.

You cannot live long on the internet if you get offended so easily.

I don't get offended, it passes straight by me like a turd in the sewer, but certain people's posts don't deserve to show up on my monitor, there may be turds going past me in the sewer, but I wouldn't pick it up and look at it.

 

[Dumac]

No because the main ingredient to chilli is mince not shit

Mince is also the main ingrediant to main other dishes. Does the simple addition of chili powder make it chili? What if it was exactly the same as another mince dish, just with a touch of chili powder.

Is it chili now?

 

[Dumac]

You cannot live long on the internet if you get offended so easily.

He has endured well thus far...

 

[HAL9000]

It isn't wrong; just a different dialect. In a similar way, if a person is speaking with an (I guess English?) accent in America, it isn't WRONG. It is just a different way of speaking.




I believe it is "gray" and "mold" here. Apparently Americans don't like u's.



Sorry, I am a bit ignorant on what to call it. I don't want to call it English, because that is what we call our dialect here...




I see

All valid points and I appreciate your calm and collected response. Thank you.

 

[HAL9000]

Mince is also the main ingrediant to main other dishes. Does the simple addition of chili powder make it chili? What if it was exactly the same as another mince dish, just with a touch of chili powder.

Is it chili now?

Yep it is, chilli powder is what makes chilli chilli, without chilli powder there's nothing to define it as chilli.

 

[Dumac]

Hah, that's another good couple I can't stand Pop or Soda.

Then what do you call it?

 

[HAL9000]

Then what do you call it?

A soft drink, or sometimes a fizzy drink.

 

[guyver01]

In England it's wrong.

What's wrong with grey and mould? I know you guys use theater and color (which my spell check doesn't like) On a side note, it's not "british english I'm talking about, just English from England, scots etc say things different.

Ok my overall most annoying phrase is officially when Americans call me "british" but other people from britain I.e. Scots "scottish" if you mean English say it.

Wow... and you call me Xenophobic.

To you it's Britain is right, the rest of the world is wrong.

Look in a mirror sometimes.

Pot.
Kettle.

 

[busydude]

I don't get offended, it passes straight by me like a turd in the sewer, but certain people's posts don't deserve to show up on my monitor, there may be turds going past me in the sewer, but I wouldn't pick it up and look at it.

Fair enough.

 

[HAL9000]

Wow... and you call me Xenophobic.

To you it's Britain is right, the rest of the world is wrong.

Look in a mirror sometimes.

Pot.
Kettle.

I was referring to "you guys" as you are american (mostly) I also referred to americans as I was talking about americans. I didn't however say "all americans are fat, christian retards, and a load of other stereotypes like you did with England. because I don't believe it.

To me it's England is right not britain, because we invented the language. It's called English. The rest of the world isn't wrong it just sounds wrong to me.

Pot.
Kettle.

This is the last response you will recieve from me.

 

[guyver01]

Which is why I added you to my ignore list.

You've said that TWICE now this thread. And once in another thread.

Got any more lies you wanna tell?

Or.. you gonna dazzle us with more of your amazing cooking talents of how all it takes to make a Chili is add "chili powder"

 

[busydude]

Or.. you gonna dazzle us with more of your amazing cooking talents of how all it takes to make a Chili is add "chili powder"

To be fair to Neckarb.. I thought there was only 1 kind of Chili(Chili pepper/powder) before coming to the US.

 

[HAL9000]

To be fair to Neckarb.. I thought there was only 1 kind of Chili(Chili pepper/powder).. before coming to the US.

Hmm.. I know there is more than one Chilli Pepper, but I thought there was only one chilli powder.

 

[JujuFish]

Should/would/could of.
Also, can't take any of neckarb's complaints seriously since he willfully uses "your" in place of "you're".

 

[HAL9000]

Should/would/could of.
Also, can't take any of neckarb's complaints seriously since he willfully uses "your" in place of "you're".

Yeah that's a fun one, ever since someone made a call out thread for me I'm stopped correcting you're....

 

[HAL9000]

Also people who say "w w w" when they mean world wide web. It's not an abbreviation to say www out loud, as w w w has 9 syllables in it and world wide web has 3

 

[busydude]

Hmm.. I know there is more than one Chilli Pepper, but I thought there was only one chilli powder.

Heh.. I meant the fruit Chili pepper not the varieties of it. But yes, there is only 'one' chili powder in the sense that, there is only one fruit called chili.

 

[HAL9000]

Heh.. I meant the fruit Chili pepper not the varieties of it. But yes, there is only 'one' chili powder in the sense that there is only one fruit called chili.

Hmm... Interesting, I also didn't realise a chilli was a fruit.