Impress me

[brainhulk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4U6T_BB1N8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

 

[alkemyst]

I had a great sangria, a glass of cold white wine, a great rum and coke well mixed, in the course of half an hour on an empty stomach... Felt so good.

i never knew you were one of ATOT's chicks.

 

[shortylickens]

The reason many people will never learn to orally service the penis of a 36 year old mom is that most such "moms" don't have one, shorty, "she" lied.

The gravelly voice, the adam's apple, the scattered copies of "Titillating Tales of the Transgendered" that were strewn around "her" trailer, the fact that all "her" kids were always either at band practice or summer snipe hunting camp?

Clues, shorty, they were subtle hints and clues that something was terribly awry!

You need to stop fantasizing about me with other men.

Its over, let it go. I've moved on. Begging you to do the same.

 

[schneiderguy]

someone impress me

*unzips pants*

 

[OCNewbie]

If you peek between the elephants legs you might be impressed.