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shortylickens

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I lost my virginity to a 36 year old mom.
And she taught me stuff many people will never learn in their whole lives.
 

Gigantopithecus

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angminas

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I have a screwdriver in my pen caddy which is marked black & decker, but is actually black & orange.
 

Imp

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I had a great sangria, a glass of cold white wine, a great rum and coke well mixed, in the course of half an hour on an empty stomach... Felt so good.
 

NinjaTech

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Two fish are swimming along minding their own business when one fish runs smack into a wall. The first fish turns to the second fish and says, "dam".
 

Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
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I lost my virginity to a 36 year old mom.
And she taught me stuff many people will never learn in their whole lives.

The reason many people will never learn to orally service the penis of a 36 year old mom is that most such "moms" don't have one, shorty, "she" lied.

The gravelly voice, the adam's apple, the scattered copies of "Titillating Tales of the Transgendered" that were strewn around "her" trailer, the fact that all "her" kids were always either at band practice or summer snipe hunting camp?

Clues, shorty, they were subtle hints and clues that something was terribly awry! :p


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