Impress me

[mizzou]

Right now I'm very "meh"

someone impress me

 

[shortylickens]

I lost my virginity to a 36 year old mom.
And she taught me stuff many people will never learn in their whole lives.

 

[MJinZ]

I can't post pics of my nekkid body.

 

[coxmaster]

I just ate dinner.

Had pie

 

[caddlad]

My lawn is mowed.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm laying in bed surfing the web, and rubbing my pussy.

 

[Malak]

Lucifer isn't in the bible.

 

[IronWing]

I punched a clownfish.

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Least barge.

 

[dfuze]

I had a 5 guys hamburger for lunch for the first time today

 

[mizzou]

Least barge.

lol thank you!

 

[mmntech]

I'm a member of the Hells Angels and have my black wings.

 

[Printer Bandit]

i'm an honorary member of the illuminati.

 

[mizzou]

i'm an honorary member of the illuminati.

phss you must show me the bloodline!

 

[mmntech]

i'm an honorary member of the illuminati.

Where is the Holy Grail! :twisted:

 

[HumblePie]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2101302

 

[angminas]

I have a screwdriver in my pen caddy which is marked black & decker, but is actually black & orange.

 

[Malak]

I'm a member of the Hells Angels and have my black wings.

I walked into a biker bar once. Nobody noticed.

 

[Ken g6]

I discovered a 206,812 digit prime number.

 

[Imp]

I had a great sangria, a glass of cold white wine, a great rum and coke well mixed, in the course of half an hour on an empty stomach... Felt so good.

 

[grrl]

It's night time where I am.

 

[NinjaTech]

Two fish are swimming along minding their own business when one fish runs smack into a wall. The first fish turns to the second fish and says, "dam".

 

[MJinZ]

I lost my virginity to a 36 year old man.

And he taught me stuff many people will never learn in their whole lives.

Oh really? :thumbsup:

 

[Anubis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIibbiDJMpo

 

[Perknose]

I lost my virginity to a 36 year old mom.
And she taught me stuff many people will never learn in their whole lives.

The reason many people will never learn to orally service the penis of a 36 year old mom is that most such "moms" don't have one, shorty, "she" lied.

The gravelly voice, the adam's apple, the scattered copies of "Titillating Tales of the Transgendered" that were strewn around "her" trailer, the fact that all "her" kids were always either at band practice or summer snipe hunting camp?

Clues, shorty, they were subtle hints and clues that something was terribly awry!