Impossible to eat 7 saltines in a minute or less?

[Eli]

I'll have to try later..

Cotton mouth would definately hinder the experiment though, hmm.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Rudee

Originally posted by: Sluggo

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
save up A LOT of saliva at first....just keep producing it in your mouth until your mouth is about to explode w/ it. Then eat your crackers...all that extra saliva will allow you eat 7 of them lol.

This works. A good way to produce saliva is to bite the tip of your tongue hard for a good 10 seconds.

That also works for premature ejaculation.....or so I hear

I find that hard to swallow.

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