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Captante

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IronWing

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This guy.
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Edit: BTW, entering "german fascists eating potato chips" yields some interesting results.
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GodisanAtheist

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Why is some secret arcane technology always used for evil in conspiracy theories?

Like if we had mind reading chips, whoever patents that shit and brings it to market (never mind all the other products that these chips could control) would make absolute bank.

Like, I could finally control my TV with my brain, that would be awesome.
 
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Why is some secret arcane technology always used for evil in conspiracy theories?

Like if we had mind reading chips, whoever patents that shit and brings it to market (never mind all the other products that these chips could control) would make absolute bank.

Like, I could finally control my TV with my brain, that would be awesome.
Because there is evil out there in the world??? And there is some nasty people who enjoy evil and torture???
 

Stopsignhank

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Why do they have to kidnap people inject them one by one, it is so much more efficient to spray the chips and get an entire population of people.

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Captante

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Conspiracy-bot lol? :p Do us all a favor... go hide in your bunker.

*(just to help you along... ignored)
 
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sdifox

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I mean they spy on us through our smartphones already, I doubt they need more than that.
 
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WelshBloke

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Because there is evil out there in the world??? And there is some nasty people who enjoy evil and torture???
Yeah but there's no way of making a chip like that and keeping it secret!
It would take the conjunction of quite a few strands of tech. And tech above what we have.
And it would cost trillions.

So a conglomerate of the best minds on the planet backed by some huge tech companies make some super tech then use it for just fucking with people on the internet?
 

VirtualLarry

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So a conglomerate of the best minds on the planet backed by some huge tech companies make some super tech then use it for just fucking with people on the internet?
But... but... the voices in his head, are telling him that it must be true!
 
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Yeah but there's no way of making a chip like that and keeping it secret!
It would take the conjunction of quite a few strands of tech. And tech above what we have.
And it would cost trillions.

So a conglomerate of the best minds on the planet backed by some huge tech companies make some super tech then use it for just fucking with people on the interne

Yeah but there's no way of making a chip like that and keeping it secret!
It would take the conjunction of quite a few strands of tech. And tech above what we have.
And it would cost trillions.

So a conglomerate of the best minds on the planet backed by some huge tech companies make some super tech then use it for just fucking with people on the internet?
It is not a secret, BCI have been around for a while.