I'm thinking of opening a butter store.

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: DeMeo
Forget the butter. Open a Spam store.
Sell Spam, Spam or Spam.

I get too much SPAM for free in my mailbox.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Siva
I say drop butter and go with prostitutes, there's more of a market.

Mmmm...Hot buttered prostitutes....

:Q That's not butter :thumbsup:

 

[Adul]

this just reminded me of the original butter thread on the old forums..

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Don't do it! You'll spread yourself too thin!!



::bows::


I'll be here till Thursday! Try the veal!

:thumbsup:

 

[shenaniganz]

Originally posted by: raildogg

Originally posted by: shenaniganz
How about a jerk store?

lol wtf

Its from a Seinfeld episode.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Originally posted by: Tom
I was thinking about how people like to buy coffee these days, like it was a real product and not just a beverage to have with your donut or whatever, and i got to thinking that maybe there is a market for butter stores ?

Not just regular butter, although we would have that, but things like drawn butter, lemon butter, butter patties, etc.

and then we would also sell things to have along with your butter-toast, corn on the cob, lobster, etc.

but then i realized, that besides butter, maybe it would be a good idea to sell condiments too, like packets of ketchup, musterd, vinegsar, etc.

i figure once a eprson has bought a packet of ketchup, it would be easy to get them to buy an order of fries to go with it.

I'm looking for ideas, or even better, investors.
:lips:

Some folks prefer margarine, so make sure you carry that as well.

 

[ragazzo]

it would have to be freshly churned butter. also, it might be nice for your customers to see you churning your butter heh

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: BroeBo
you could open a street corner stand that sells stick of butter wrapped in bacon.

covered in sugar and maple syrup?

 

[DBL]

Originally posted by: Siva

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
A prostutite store?
Sold by the pound? How would that work. exactly?

The prices would be something like this:

(300 - body-weight) * breast-weight

That doesn't work, unless you wriite in the inclusion for for anything over 300

(body weight - 300) * breast weight/2

cause there's a market for the big girls out there, but the extra breast weight might drive prices up a bit so you divide it by 2 to be reasonable.

Hmm. I think you guys are thinking of the wrong type of pound.