I'm thinking of opening a butter store.

[FleshLight]

Butter prince!!!

 

[Geekbabe]

ATOT Butter... shuddering just thinking of the concept :Q

 

[ThePresence]

Hate to get off topic, but I don't think a butter store is a terrible idea. A little shop like that could quickly gain a religious following, with people swearing by it. I just hope that you have another source of income and won't expect to see a big profit for a while.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

So, you're opening...a restaurant.

 

[Pepsi90919]

link to the other butter thread?

 

[dakels]

ok this is a bit weird, but actually, I had a client I did desig for who marketed gourmet butters. They didnt open a "butter store" i think that would be extremely limited business. But they sold to alot of gourmet shops and catalogs and did well. Their products were flavored butters like different herb butters, maple butter (which kicks ass btw) and other stuff.

btw if you are in the NYC are or plan on coming here, go to Virgils BBQ in times square for some awesome BBQ. Get the hush puppies with maple butter. Its awesome.

in fact try this at home. Get a nice whipped butter, land o lakes will do. Now let it get soft but not melted. Mix in a good maple syrup (not that bullsh!t aunt jamima type sugar water). Spread that on your toast, bagle, or pancakes. thank me later

 

[loup garou]

BUTTER

 

[GoingUp]

are you serious?

 

[Fritzo]

Don't do it! You'll spread yourself too thin!!



::bows::


I'll be here till Thursday! Try the veal!

 

[Armitage]

Well, what the hell ... if you went back in time a decade people would probably laugh out loud at you if you said you were going to open a chain of coffee shops ... dozens of franchises in every sizeable city ... that sold a cup of joe for $5 a pop :roll:
It could be the next big thing!

 

[Brutuskend]

HANK SAY'S NO CONDIMENTS!

 

[jtusa]

OMGWTFBUTTER

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: shenaniganz
How about a jerk store?

lol wtf

 

[bleuiko]

Originally posted by: isasir
You could open up a "I can't believe it's not butter" store and sell any item you want except for butter.

:thumbsup:

I would like to invest in your store. Please contact me.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Tom
I'm looking for ideas, or even better, investors.
:lips:

Whats your paypal address? Ive got $.02 dollars I would love to invest.

 

[MaxDepth]

Butters!

 

[kreb]

1. Open up near a Hardee's
2. Sell "Monster Thickburger"-sized butter patties
3. Profit

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Tom
Not just regular butter, although we would have that, but things like drawn butter, lemon butter, butter panties, etc.

:shocked:

and then we would also sell things to have along with your butter-toast, corn on the cob, lobster, etc.

but then i realized, that besides butter, maybe it would be a good idea to sell condiments too, like packets of ketchup, musterd, vinegsar, etc.

i figure once a person has bought a packet of ketchup, it would be easy to get them to buy an order of fries to go with it.[/quote]

So basically you want to open up a grocery store.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: Siva
I say drop butter and go with prostitutes, there's more of a market.

Will they be freshly-churned prostitues?

Freshly-churned prostitutes + butter store = :sick;

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
A prostutite store?
Sold by the pound? How would that work. exactly?

The prices would be something like this:

(300 - body-weight) * breast-weight

 

[jjones]

Are you going to stock any lung butter? If you need any fresh, let me know, I feel a cold coming on.

 

[Siva]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: KarenMarie
A prostutite store?
Sold by the pound? How would that work. exactly?

The prices would be something like this:

(300 - body-weight) * breast-weight

That doesn't work, unless you wriite in the inclusion for for anything over 300

(body weight - 300) * breast weight/2

cause there's a market for the big girls out there, but the extra breast weight might drive prices up a bit so you divide it by 2 to be reasonable.

 

[KoolAidKid]

This is easily as good of an idea as the Jump to Conclusions Mat.

 

[ravana]

Originally posted by: kreb
1. Open up near a Hardee's
2. Sell "Monster Thickburger"-sized butter patties
3. Profit

1. Open up hospital next door
2. Build a human conveyor belt from next door to the store
3. Profit

 

[DeMeo]

Forget the butter. Open a Spam store.
Sell Spam, Spam or Spam.