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I'm Suing Starbucks Coffee. Please Join Me

Amused

Amused

Elite Member
So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood: Starbucks Frappuccino.
Right thinking people may ask, ?why would this
bozo want to sue over a coffee drink??

Everybody knows that caffeine is addictive. I posit that
Frappuccino is the same as tobacco, and therefore should be
found to be an addictive substance and regulated just as
every other drug is. This is why I have decided to sue these
caffeine cartels to save those who cannot help themselves.
Take up this cause with me, Please?
 
Originally posted by: AmusedOne
So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood:
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Right up to that point I would have sweared you were talking about women.
 
Hey, I am addicted to caffiene too, but don't you think we should be responsible for controlling our own actions? One word: QUIT NOW, or just switch to a coffee company that's a little less corporate and maybe even organic. It will make you feel better about your little addiction.
 
Originally posted by: mkchambers
Hey, I am addicted to caffiene too, but don't you think we should be responsible for controlling our own actions?
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The US court system seems to think that we are not responsible for our own actions.

 
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: AmusedOne
So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood:
Click to expand...

Right up to that point I would have sweared you were talking about women.
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I bet you could have sworn too, huh?
 
Originally posted by: AmusedOne
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: AmusedOne
So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood:
Click to expand...

Right up to that point I would have sweared you were talking about women.
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I bet you could have sworn too, huh?
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LOL, it's late, I am drinking. 😛

 
Originally posted by: GutlessWonder
Why sue them?

I just prefer throwing bricks in their windows...
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That would just make you a GutlessWonder. Oh, wait..............

 
I'm addicted to Krispy Kremes. The only thing that keeps me from overdosing on them is that the nearest KK is at least 3 hours away!
I think we should sue them too. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Freejack2
I'm addicted to Krispy Kremes. The only thing that keeps me from overdosing on them is that the nearest KK is at least 3 hours away!
I think we should sue them too. 😛
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Good idea! I ate 10 of 'em the other day, and didn't feel so good after.. At least I can say I don't drink coffee, and am not a slave to Dr. Evil's Starbucks corporate megalithic empire.
 
Sorry................. I'll let it go longer next time................... They didn't even have a clue.................LOL
 
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