I'm Suing Starbucks Coffee. Please Join Me

[Amused]

So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood: Starbucks Frappuccino.
Right thinking people may ask, ?why would this
bozo want to sue over a coffee drink??

Everybody knows that caffeine is addictive. I posit that
Frappuccino is the same as tobacco, and therefore should be
found to be an addictive substance and regulated just as
every other drug is. This is why I have decided to sue these
caffeine cartels to save those who cannot help themselves.
Take up this cause with me, Please?

 

[pyonir]

wow! i'm in!


a little obvious, don't ya think?

 

[loup garou]

Yuck, Frappuccinos are disgusting. Too much sugar! :disgust:

 

[kami]

Originally posted by: werk
Yuck, Frappuccinos are disgusting. Too much sugar! :disgust:

"You want any coffee with that sugar and cream?"

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: AmusedOne
So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood:

Right up to that point I would have sweared you were talking about women.

 

[mkchambers]

Hey, I am addicted to caffiene too, but don't you think we should be responsible for controlling our own actions? One word: QUIT NOW, or just switch to a coffee company that's a little less corporate and maybe even organic. It will make you feel better about your little addiction.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: kami
"You want any coffee with that sugar and cream?"

I'll take just the cream.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: mkchambers
Hey, I am addicted to caffiene too, but don't you think we should be responsible for controlling our own actions?

The US court system seems to think that we are not responsible for our own actions.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: AmusedOne
So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood:

Right up to that point I would have sweared you were talking about women.

I bet you could have sworn too, huh?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: AmusedOne

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: AmusedOne
So what am I talking about? Addiction. The
kind of addiction that ruins grown men by taking
over their lives. That?s right, I am horribly addicted to that
oh so sweet taker of manhood:

Right up to that point I would have sweared you were talking about women.

I bet you could have sworn too, huh?

LOL, it's late, I am drinking.

 

[GutlessWonder]

Why sue them?

I just prefer throwing bricks in their windows...

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: GutlessWonder
Why sue them?

I just prefer throwing bricks in their windows...

That would just make you a GutlessWonder. Oh, wait..............

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: kami
"You want any coffee with that sugar and cream?"

I'll take just the cream.

Whipped cream and girls....

[Homer] Hmmmmmmmm.... [/Homer]

 

[Pooteh]

i like plain coffee i'm sure theres quite a bit more caffine in a grande coffee then a frap

 

[road]

mmmmm... fraps... lame....

 

[brtspears2]

Dont sue. Please. You might be killing my only reason to wake up.

 

[yakko]

That sounds like a girly drink. Do you drive a VW Cabrio too?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: yakko
That sounds like a girly drink. Do you drive a VW Cabrio too?

I drive a VW Passat, why?

 

[Freejack2]

I'm addicted to Krispy Kremes. The only thing that keeps me from overdosing on them is that the nearest KK is at least 3 hours away!
I think we should sue them too.

 

[rpc64]

Have you guys tried the "Cafe Cooler" at 7-11? MAN those things are good!

 

[b1er]

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You guys are slipping...........

 

[Amused]

Why you kill joy little tattle tale... I oughta...

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Freejack2
I'm addicted to Krispy Kremes. The only thing that keeps me from overdosing on them is that the nearest KK is at least 3 hours away!
I think we should sue them too.

Good idea! I ate 10 of 'em the other day, and didn't feel so good after.. At least I can say I don't drink coffee, and am not a slave to Dr. Evil's Starbucks corporate megalithic empire.

 

[b1er]

Sorry................. I'll let it go longer next time................... They didn't even have a clue.................LOL

 

[Amused]