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im such a retard

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ok so while talking to JohnCU, i realized....well he had 7 beers in a baseball game, which isnt even a beer an inning. but I have a beer a period at a hockey game (minimum) so thats 3ish.

and it hit me why people love baseball
9 innings = 9 beers

i guess if i was wasted during a baseball game id fucking be all out about loving that horribly boring sport, too

cheers, everyone! :beer:

 
You sit through 54 outs and only drink 9 beers?

...you want me to slap a nipple on that thing for ya?
 
Originally posted by: Nik
You sit through 54 outs and only drink 9 beers?

...you want me to slap a nipple on that thing for ya?
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i dont even *Watch* that horrible sport to start with...obviously its because i didnt have a case or two of beers when the games are on
 
Originally posted by: xSauronx
ok so while talking to JohnCU, i realized....well he had 7 beers in a baseball game, which isnt even a beer an inning. but I have a beer a period at a hockey game (minimum) so thats 3ish.

and it hit me why people love baseball
9 innings = 9 beers

i guess if i was wasted during a baseball game id fucking be all out about loving that horribly boring sport, too

cheers, everyone! :beer:
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it's not just about the game. it's the atmosphere, the camaraderie, and yes... the :beer:
 
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: JohnCU
IM NOT GOING TO MY ROOM
IM GONNA ORDER THE CLEMSON CLASSIC SHOT
ROYAL FLUSH!
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wtf is that? vodka and bacardi 151 with some oj?
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1 1/2 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
1 oz cranberry juice

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: xSauronx
ok so while talking to JohnCU, i realized....well he had 7 beers in a baseball game, which isnt even a beer an inning. but I have a beer a period at a hockey game (minimum) so thats 3ish.

and it hit me why people love baseball
9 innings = 9 beers

i guess if i was wasted during a baseball game id fucking be all out about loving that horribly boring sport, too

cheers, everyone! :beer:
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it's not just about the game.
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yeah ive always been clear on that part 😛
 
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: Nik
You sit through 54 outs and only drink 9 beers?

...you want me to slap a nipple on that thing for ya?
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i dont even *Watch* that horrible sport to start with...obviously its because i didnt have a case or two of beers when the games are on
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Baseball is boring to watch but very fun to play. I played baseball and soccer when I was a kid. I miss the good ol' days!
 
Originally posted by: JohnCU
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: JohnCU
IM NOT GOING TO MY ROOM
IM GONNA ORDER THE CLEMSON WOMEN's CLASSIC SHOT
ROYAL FLUSH!
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wtf is that? vodka and bacardi 151 with some oj?
Click to expand...

1 1/2 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
1 oz cranberry juice
Click to expand...

FTFY
 
Originally posted by: xSauronx
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: xSauronx
ok so while talking to JohnCU, i realized....well he had 7 beers in a baseball game, which isnt even a beer an inning. but I have a beer a period at a hockey game (minimum) so thats 3ish.

and it hit me why people love baseball
9 innings = 9 beers

i guess if i was wasted during a baseball game id fucking be all out about loving that horribly boring sport, too

cheers, everyone! :beer:
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it's not just about the game.
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yeah ive always been clear on that part 😛
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i was agreeing with you. 😛

(and you cut off my quote)
 
Originally posted by: Quintox
Originally posted by: JohnCU
more like 1.5 beers per inning (especially as a cubs fan) = 13.5 beers
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How much does that run you? $56?
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of draft at a ballgame : ~$120
of draft at a bar : ~$50
of cheep bottles at a bar : ~$27
of cans of budlight : ~ three fiddy
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
baseball is horrible to watch sober.

the only more boring form of popular entertainment is nascar.
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😕
At least in nascar there's a chance of something interesting happening.

 
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