I'm speechless.....

[Crucial]

Originally posted by: So
LMAO......you must have been :shocked:

and she was all 😱

and then you were :laugh:

and then she was :|

and now we are 😀:camera:?

:thumbsup:

 

[welst10]

Aweful story. You should have put out a warning sign!!

 

[Atomicus]

soo.... she likes 1-eyed snakes between the two moons and through the cinnamon trail?

 

[biostud]

One of my friends did exactly the same once. He said it hurt like sh!t 😀

 

[WHipLAsh13]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: WHipLAsh13
Hmmm I bet diarrehea makes a great lubricant.

OH MY GOD

Like you weren't thinking this.

 

[DAGTA]

I know three people that something like this has happened to. Yeah, they're very embarrassed but it's not like it was intentional. Shlt happens. 😉 It's not like it changes anything other than providing an embarrassing story.

 

[Rufio]

this thread makes me want to poop

 

[MadPeriot]

I be speechless too, thats freaken embarrassing.

 

[MadPeriot]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: So
LMAO......you must have been :shocked:

and she was all 😱

and then you were :laugh:

and then she was :|

and now we are 😀:camera:?

hahaha

LOL

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: WHipLAsh13
Hmmm I bet diarrehea makes a great lubricant.

OH MY GOD

He's right, it does. Just have to ignore the smell.

 

[shuan24]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
I know some guy in Grade 2 went on one of those gymnastic things, you know, the ones that are 4 or 5 feet tall and shaped like this
___
/ ----\

So anyway, he went up there...and jumped off onto one of those blue mats, but he didnt land right. so he landed on his ass..and exploded out with diarehha...dripping out everywhere, out by his socks, around his ass, everywhere...

Thats something to live with..

I dont know why but this story made me laugh out loud.....LMAO! Good one! :beer:

 

[thomsbrain]

oh man, some great stories in this thread. i mean, diarrhea jokes are for 12 year olds, but we're all 12 deep inside. 😉

 

[Crucial]

A G & L if there ever was one.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude

Originally posted by: rbloedow
Hah - just read this from an aquaintance:

"I'll just tell you all what happend tonight.

Me and a "female friend" of mine, we'll call her Amanda went to dinner tonight at a mexican restaurant. She later invited me to go on a jog w/ her [we usually do anyways] so I'm like alright cool.

8PM approaches and Amanda arrives at the park with her short shorts as usually, lookin fine as hell. We begin to jog and maybe 10 minutes into the jog Amanda is complaining her stomach "is feeling queezy".

So we talk for awhile then begin jogging again. Within a minute she screams "OH MY GOD!!!!!". And there goes her mexican food running down her legs. That's right kids, explosive diarrehea. Loads and loads of poo, all on the sidewalk, her legs and a stain on the back of heer Abercrombie shorts...

Predictibly, I start cracking up as she screams "it's not funny" as everything is running down her legs into her shoes. Mind you this is in a Neighborhood so my friend Drew lives acouple blocks down.... Hose. Water. end of story."

:disgust:

sounds like BS

Definitely sounds like BS. Dinner at what? 6pm? Unless her enchiladas were laced with Drain-O, there's no way in hell the food moved through her digestive tract fast enough to cause a blowout two hours later.

 

[yukichigai]

I bet half the problem here was that girls don't fart. It's come up plenty of times and they all agree, girls just don't fart. They'll hold it in and wait until they can go to the bathroom.

I bet if this girl had tried to let out a left cheek sneak a little earlier she would have merely needed to change panties, instead of being hosed down HazMat style.

Oh yeah, the guy so could have used this to win points with her. All it takes is some decorum and understanding and the girl will think he can handle anything. And let's face it, if you can handle dealing with a girl who's entire lower half is covered in poo you probably aren't going to get that queasy when it comes time for her period.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
sounds like BS

Definitely sounds like BS. Dinner at what? 6pm? Unless her enchiladas were laced with Drain-O, there's no way in hell the food moved through her digestive tract fast enough to cause a blowout two hours later.

The interesting "reaction" that occurs 1~2 hours after I eat too many uncooked onions says otherwise.

It probably wasn't the digested Mexican food that "came out", more than likely it was whatever she ate before that. Diarrhea usually happens when your body wants to get something out now; this was probably her lower intestine clearing a path.