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I'm speechless.....

Ryan

Ryan

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Hah - just read this from an aquaintance:

"I'll just tell you all what happend tonight.

Me and a "female friend" of mine, we'll call her Amanda went to dinner tonight at a mexican restaurant. She later invited me to go on a jog w/ her [we usually do anyways] so I'm like alright cool.

8PM approaches and Amanda arrives at the park with her short shorts as usually, lookin fine as hell. We begin to jog and maybe 10 minutes into the jog Amanda is complaining her stomach "is feeling queezy".

So we talk for awhile then begin jogging again. Within a minute she screams "OH MY GOD!!!!!". And there goes her mexican food running down her legs. That's right kids, explosive diarrehea. Loads and loads of poo, all on the sidewalk, her legs and a stain on the back of heer Abercrombie shorts...

Predictibly, I start cracking up as she screams "it's not funny" as everything is running down her legs into her shoes. Mind you this is in a Neighborhood so my friend Drew lives acouple blocks down.... Hose. Water. end of story."

:disgust:
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Hah - just read this from an aquaintance:

"I'll just tell you all what happend tonight.

Me and a "female friend" of mine, we'll call her Amanda went to dinner tonight at a mexican restaurant. She later invited me to go on a jog w/ her [we usually do anyways] so I'm like alright cool.

8PM approaches and Amanda arrives at the park with her short shorts as usually, lookin fine as hell. We begin to jog and maybe 10 minutes into the jog Amanda is complaining her stomach "is feeling queezy".

So we talk for awhile then begin jogging again. Within a minute she screams "OH MY GOD!!!!!". And there goes her mexican food running down her legs. That's right kids, explosive diarrehea. Loads and loads of poo, all on the sidewalk, her legs and a stain on the back of heer Abercrombie shorts...

Predictibly, I start cracking up as she screams "it's not funny" as everything is running down her legs into her shoes. Mind you this is in a Neighborhood so my friend Drew lives acouple blocks down.... Hose. Water. end of story."

:disgust:
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AWESOME

Where did you read that?...or...

Are you Amanda?
 
nasty, you'd think she'd feel a little somthing wrong before the run.

reminds me of my freshman year in highschool on the CC team. Before our first race Varsity told us eating lots and lots of apples before the race was a good idea....
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Hah - just read this from an aquaintance:

"I'll just tell you all what happend tonight.

Me and a "female friend" of mine, we'll call her Amanda went to dinner tonight at a mexican restaurant. She later invited me to go on a jog w/ her [we usually do anyways] so I'm like alright cool.

8PM approaches and Amanda arrives at the park with her short shorts as usually, lookin fine as hell. We begin to jog and maybe 10 minutes into the jog Amanda is complaining her stomach "is feeling queezy".

So we talk for awhile then begin jogging again. Within a minute she screams "OH MY GOD!!!!!". And there goes her mexican food running down her legs. That's right kids, explosive diarrehea. Loads and loads of poo, all on the sidewalk, her legs and a stain on the back of heer Abercrombie shorts...

Predictibly, I start cracking up as she screams "it's not funny" as everything is running down her legs into her shoes. Mind you this is in a Neighborhood so my friend Drew lives acouple blocks down.... Hose. Water. end of story."

:disgust:
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LOL! 😀

Moral of the story: Never exercise after a mexican meal.
 
Originally posted by: rbloedow
Hah - just read this from an aquaintance:

"I'll just tell you all what happend tonight.

Me and a "female friend" of mine, we'll call her Amanda went to dinner tonight at a mexican restaurant. She later invited me to go on a jog w/ her [we usually do anyways] so I'm like alright cool.

8PM approaches and Amanda arrives at the park with her short shorts as usually, lookin fine as hell. We begin to jog and maybe 10 minutes into the jog Amanda is complaining her stomach "is feeling queezy".

So we talk for awhile then begin jogging again. Within a minute she screams "OH MY GOD!!!!!". And there goes her mexican food running down her legs. That's right kids, explosive diarrehea. Loads and loads of poo, all on the sidewalk, her legs and a stain on the back of heer Abercrombie shorts...

Predictibly, I start cracking up as she screams "it's not funny" as everything is running down her legs into her shoes. Mind you this is in a Neighborhood so my friend Drew lives acouple blocks down.... Hose. Water. end of story."

:disgust:
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sounds like BS
 
I saw this happen to a kid on the school bus like 10 years ago in middle school. It was hilarious then and the kid was in jeans, I can't imagine watching it happen to an attractive woman in shorts.
 
LMAO......you must have been :shocked:

and she was all 😱

and then you were :laugh:

and then she was :|

and now we are 😀:camera:?
 
Originally posted by: jacob0401
That must be so embarrassing for her...
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Yeah girls get all glamoured up and anytime you see them in their worst moments... they are utterly embarrassed. I went to the movies with a friend and she was apparently having her period. She walked out halfway through the movie (her jacket still there)... and the movie even ended... I walk out with her jacket... she's nowhere to be found... for another 20 minutes. Finally she comes out of the bathroom and tells me what the deal was... and so we walked out to the parking lot and she puked this nasty orange stuff... I've never seen so much puke before... I felt totally embarrassed for her... as there were also a bunch of other kids around. Definitely a night she should've stayed home.
 
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