I'm opening a gun store! Now I need a name!

[HardcoreRobot]

Firearmory

 

[FeuerFrei]

Halfcocked

Heavy Arms

The Armory

Hot Shot

Weapons Cache

 

[gaidensensei]

So.. which one did you pick OP?

OP seems to have long abandoned the thread

Three cheers for ATOT.

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Suck My Glock

Haha, simple but effective!

 

[SlitheryDee]

"Oh my God Guns!" (inspired by Destrekor's atheist thread)

 

[mrrman]

Your One Stop Kill Shop

 

[nCred]

M-m-m-m-monster killing tools

 

[ranmaniac]

Zombie Survival Goods
Spray and Pray
Guns R' Us
Postal Supplies

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Nobama :awe:

 

[BurnItDwn]

"Hamburger Helper Gunsmith"

Or, since you'll get sued

"The Helpless Hamburger"

 

[HannibalX]

The Last Stand Gun Store

 

[MotionMan]

Does anyone ever try to rob gun shops?

(In the video game "Deja Vu", you get shot if you try it.)

MotionMan

 

[MotionMan]

Hey everyone, my recent unemployment has led me to my favorite hobby: guns!

So I'm opening a gun store! But I need a name, anyone have serious suggestions? Winner gets $20!

Zed's

MotionMan

 

[marvdmartian]

In reference to your username:
1. Big Guns
2. Big Boomers

You could also go with Giant Gazongas, but I doubt anyone would realize it's a gun store! :hmm:

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Ammo Emporium

Blades & Bullets

Big Game Guns

H&H (Handguns & Hunting)

Protect & Serve

Hope & Change Gun Store (you could really capitalize on the Anti Obama sentiement)

 

[duragezic]

From a marketing perspective, I think it's good to use something that underscores protection, the geographical location, or anything "tactical."

Like if you were in Texas, a gun shop named "Texas Defense" or "Texans' Protections" or "Big Tex Firearms" or "Texas Tactical" even, haha.

Although, I bought my last handgun from a place called Sportsman's Alley - it doesn't have to be a good name, just a good, clean store with helpful employees and good pricing.

Yep.

I would lean toward tactical shit. I guess you don't want to alienate hunters (though you didn't say what location) but I think the market is currently big for tactical shit and AR-15s.

Put up stuff that you support the NRA (and actually do it of course), 2nd amendement, etc. Between that and tactical out the ass it should connect well with lots of people.

 

[lykaon78]

The Second Right

 

[meltdown75]

Slammy Jammies In Your Handies

 

[BreastInspector]

So.. which one did you pick OP?

You get what you pay for, and all these results are horrible. I think if I use any of them, a week after I open someone will drive a pickup truck through the front door trying to rob the place.

 

[gaidensensei]

Some are/were trying to help though. We asked you which state are you in.

 

[Matthiasa]

You get what you pay for, and all these results are horrible. I think if I use any of them, a week after I open someone will drive a pickup truck through the front door trying to rob the place.

Robbing a gun store would have interesting results.

 

[Zebo]

Knock em Dead
Shoot to Kill
Piece of Rind
DIF
DOA
182 inc

Honestly I'd just name it last name apostrophe s. e.g. BOUDREAUX'S for me.

 

[Zebo]

Obama Care without waiting.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Jesus and a Gun

 

[the unknown]

Sureshot
Rolling Thunder
Full Arsenal
Get to the Choppa!
Big Bada Boom