I'm opening a gun store! Now I need a name!

[Pegun]

The Big Bang

 

[eits]

The Big Bang

oh, the irony... something that was the beginning of life named for a store that sells things that end it.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Get a license to sell tobacco and alcohol.

Call it Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms

 

[marvdmartian]

Get a license to sell tobacco and alcohol.

Call it Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms

Better yet, get a license to sell alcohol and have gambling in the back room. Call it:

"Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear, and Shoot all over the place"!!!

 

[arcenite]

"The Lead Farm" (shamelessly stolen from Tropic Thunder)
"YAGS" - Yet Another Gun Store
"Buy and Bang"
"Spray and Pray"
"A Shot of [townname]"
"We Stock 'Em, You Cock 'Em"
"Zombie Defense"
"Scared Shotless"
"When the Shot Hits the Fan"
"Drop the Hammer"
"Keep Her Quiet"
"Your Gun is for Fun"
"Stop Cockin' Around"

Ok that's enough for now

 

[Spacehead]

The Lawn Clearing Store

 

[ebaycj]

Hey everyone, my recent unemployment has led me to my favorite hobby: guns!

So I'm opening a gun store! But I need a name, anyone have serious suggestions? Winner gets $20!

Breast Inspector's Gun Store ?

 

[eits]

"The Lead Farm" (shamelessly stolen from Tropic Thunder)
"YAGS" - Yet Another Gun Store
"Buy and Bang"
"Spray and Pray"
"A Shot of [townname]"
"We Stock 'Em, You Cock 'Em"
"Zombie Defense"
"Scared Shotless"
"When the Shot Hits the Fan"
"Drop the Hammer"
"Keep Her Quiet"
"Your Gun is for Fun"
"Stop Cockin' Around"

Ok that's enough for now

i approve of most of these

 

[LittleNemoNES]

Sweating Bullets

 

[Ken g6]

Can't believe no one's mentioned this before:

"Stick 'Em Up! Arms"

 

[somethingsketchy]

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out"

Jackpot!

/thread

 

[FeuerFrei]

I think we can delete all the suggestions implying violence, crime, bloodshed, killing, sexual innuendo. Especially any posts by meltdown or Disgruntled_sumthin.

Thread is loaded with retards out for funnies.

Though your friendly entertainment industry may paint anyone with an interest in guns as into crime or bloodshed, that is simply not the case.

 

[MotF Bane]

I think we can delete all the suggestions implying violence, crime, bloodshed, killing, sexual innuendo. Especially any posts by meltdown or Disgruntled_sumthin.

Thread is loaded with retards out for funnies.

Though your friendly entertainment industry may paint anyone with an interest in guns as into crime or bloodshed, that is simply not the case.

This is OT. The only retards are the ones who expect a completely serious thread in here. :awe:

 

[disappoint]

This one's a little bit long:

"Don't run, you'll just die tired!!" :awe:

Bonus if it doesn't work out you can always sell tires instead.

 

[nsafreak]

Heh can't believe this hasn't been suggested already, "This Will End Well"

 

[olds]

Do a strip club/gun shop.
Call it Titty, Titty, Bang, Bang.

 

[cirrrocco]

Bloodbath & Beyond.

I lol'ed

. anyway my name would be guns and bullets
or guns and bread

 

[RESmonkey]

Full Metal Jacket
Don't think, just shoot!
Got Lead?
Got Ammo?
Not Made in China
GUNS USA
Patriot Sticks
Don't Try to Rob My Store

Power to the People
Saving America
Hippies Go Away
This isn't Woodstock
Jesus Used an AR-15


This is fun

 

[cirrrocco]

some more choice Ultra Kill or Godlike!!

 

[arcenite]

I think we can delete all the suggestions implying violence, crime, bloodshed, killing, sexual innuendo. Especially any posts by meltdown or Disgruntled_sumthin.

Thread is loaded with retards out for funnies.

Though your friendly entertainment industry may paint anyone with an interest in guns as into crime or bloodshed, that is simply not the case.

Most of mine were serious.

 

[meltdown75]

Do a strip club/gun shop.
Call it Titty, Titty, Bang, Bang.

this

 

[meltdown75]

I think we can delete all the suggestions implying violence, crime, bloodshed, killing, sexual innuendo. Especially any posts by meltdown or Disgruntled_sumthin.

Thread is loaded with retards out for funnies.

Though your friendly entertainment industry may paint anyone with an interest in guns as into crime or bloodshed, that is simply not the case.

BAHAhahHAHAhahahaHAhHAhahaha

 

[cKGunslinger]

Guns

 

[CRXican]

Heaters R' Us

 

[BarkingGhostar]

6 Degrees of Freedom