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I'm not giving up my cigars

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krunchykrome

Lifer
Earlier today, my wife suggested that we come to an agreement regarding the number of cigars I smoke. She suggested 1 per week. I told her I enjoy them and I don't want to put restrictions on them; we left it at that.......I have a feeling this will be brought up again...

btw, I usually smoke 2 per week
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Earlier today, my wife suggested that we come to an agreement regarding the number of cigars I smoke. She suggested 1 per week. I told her I enjoy them and I don't want to put restrictions on them; we left it at that.......I have a feeling this will be brought up again...

btw, I usually smoke 2 per week
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Outdoors, though, right? Otherwise I'm siding with her, and I like a good (well, decent) cigar occasionally. I smoke upwards of 10 a year! :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: ironwing
Make a deal. Use the cigar as inspiration to work something out with her. Do Freud proud.
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Yeah. Give up smoking them if she'll agree to smoke yours. And while she's down there, encourage her to inhale. 😉
 
Start smoking more, like 4 or 5 a week. She'll bring it up again and you can bargain it down to 2 a week. She'll think she's won and you get to keep your cigars.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Earlier today, my wife suggested that we come to an agreement regarding the number of cigars I smoke. She suggested 1 per week. I told her I enjoy them and I don't want to put restrictions on them; we left it at that.......I have a feeling this will be brought up again...

btw, I usually smoke 2 per week
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Outdoors, though, right? Otherwise I'm siding with her, and I like a good (well, decent) cigar occasionally. I smoke upwards of 10 a year! :laugh:
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Yes, always outdoors. One day, when we have a bigger house (and I'm reaching here), I'd like to have a designated cigar room with mahogany wood furniture and rich leather brown chairs.
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Start smoking more, like 4 or 5 a week. She'll bring it up again and you can bargain it down to 2 a week. She'll think she's won and you get to keep your cigars.
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Tragically, I think a woman's memory-span is longer than that of a goldfish...
 
Originally posted by: eLiu
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Start smoking more, like 4 or 5 a week. She'll bring it up again and you can bargain it down to 2 a week. She'll think she's won and you get to keep your cigars.
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Tragically, I think a woman's memory-span is longer than that of a goldfish...
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This is why you have to plan ahead and go overboard on everything. At least thats my plan. *chugs down a beer and smokes two cigars at once*
 
You smoke 2 a week and she wants you smoking 1? Does she desperately need a hobby, or is she just trying to tell you she wears the pants in your marriage? :laugh: I guess you just have to ignore women, otherwise they'll drive you nuts.
 
Originally posted by: CKent
You smoke 2 a week and she wants you smoking 1? Does she desperately need a hobby, or is she just trying to tell you she wears the pants in your marriage? :laugh: I guess you just have to ignore women, otherwise they'll drive you nuts.
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It makes no sense I tell you

Sometimes I'll smoke 3 a week, but never more than that.
 
Originally posted by: CKent
You smoke 2 a week and she wants you smoking 1? Does she desperately need a hobby, or is she just trying to tell you she wears the pants in your marriage? :laugh: I guess you just have to ignore women, otherwise they'll drive you nuts.
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Agreed, this sounds like a power/control thing, like she's trying to see how much she can get you to do. 1 cigar vs. 2 is silly. It'd be different if she wanted you to give up cigars entirely or limit yourself to 1 a month or something.
 
You probably inhale more carcinogenic fumes grilling on your deck a few times a week or walking down the road sucking car exhaust than you do puffing on cigar or two.

It's not like you are huffing down a pack a day of cigarettes.

And that's coming from somebody who's half a step shy of anti-smoking zealot.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: CKent
You smoke 2 a week and she wants you smoking 1? Does she desperately need a hobby, or is she just trying to tell you she wears the pants in your marriage? :laugh: I guess you just have to ignore women, otherwise they'll drive you nuts.
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Agreed, this sounds like a power/control thing, like she's trying to see how much she can get you to do. 1 cigar vs. 2 is silly. It'd be different if she wanted you to give up cigars entirely or limit yourself to 1 a month or something.
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Twice as unhealthy perhaps? 😉
 
Originally posted by: OCguy
My opinion on this matter directly relates to weather we are talking about meat cigars or not.
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Did your wife ask you to cut back from two to one a week on those?
 
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