I'm not giving up my cigars

[James Bond]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Start smoking more, like 4 or 5 a week. She'll bring it up again and you can bargain it down to 2 a week. She'll think she's won and you get to keep your cigars.

Haha...

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I like threesomes but I gave them up to be your husband so....I think I've already sacrificed enough.

We have a winner.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: vi edit

Originally posted by: OCguy
My opinion on this matter directly relates to weather we are talking about meat cigars or not.

Did your wife ask you to cut back from two to one a week on those?

Maybe 🙁

 

[polarbear6]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Make a deal. Use the cigar as inspiration to work something out with her. Do Freud proud.

considering the fact that cigars make you impotent, I don't think she will be intrested in the pros of cigar smoking.

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: ganesh1

Originally posted by: ironwing
Make a deal. Use the cigar as inspiration to work something out with her. Do Freud proud.

considering the fact that cigars make you impotent, I don't think she will be intrested in the pros of cigar smoking.

lolwut?

If anything, they make me hungry!
I smoke 1 per week at most, sometimes 1 every 2 weeks. Always mild, sometimes mild-medium. Always outside. My wife kinda nags me about it every now and then, but it's all right.

 

[Fritzo]

Hey, if you want an open trash fire burning 4 inches from your face, more power to you. You just need to find a way to not be smelled 1/2 mile away.

 

[lxskllr]

A couple cigars per week isn't that bad for you. Everybody's gonna die eventually, even vegans. You might as well enjoy your time here. George Burns enjoyed his cigars for 100 years ;^)

 

[oiprocs]

There is approximately 4 cigarettes in 1 cigar, so agree to that 1-cigar-per-week deal but then start smoking 4 cigs a week and watch her beg you to go back to cigars as many you want.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Hey, if you want an open trash fire burning 4 inches from your face, more power to you. You just need to find a way to not be smelled 1/2 mile away.

Are we polluting your air? Can I see your patent plz?

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
A couple cigars per week isn't that bad for you. Everybody's gonna die eventually, even vegans. You might as well enjoy your time here. George Burns enjoyed his cigars for 100 years ;^)

This man speaks the truth. Enjoy life while you can.

 

[Dumac]

Time for some domestic violence.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Hey, if you want an open trash fire burning 4 inches from your face, more power to you. You just need to find a way to not be smelled 1/2 mile away.

Are we polluting your air? Can I see your patent plz?

No, it's our air. And since we can add anything you want to it, I'm going to open this canister of nerve gas next to you.

 

[Insomniator]

Since when can women have opinions?

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: scorpious

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Hey, if you want an open trash fire burning 4 inches from your face, more power to you. You just need to find a way to not be smelled 1/2 mile away.

Are we polluting your air? Can I see your patent plz?

No, it's our air. And since we can add anything you want to it, I'm going to open this canister of nerve gas next to you.

That's different. There's business in cigs so they will always be allowed to pollute.

However, nerve gas is problematic for big businessmen (tobacco, politicians) so your nerve gas will not be allowed.