I'm looking for cool one-liners...

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

"I'd kiss you if I didn't have puke-breath"
-Strange Brew

 

[royaldank]

When you get pulled over for speeding with some friends in a work zone...use this next time.

"But officer, the sign said 45 a head, and there are 3 of us."

 

[Scarpozzi]

"Behind your back is your front"
"If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture"

 

[GasX]

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<< Termite walks into a bar and says, "Where the bar tender?" >>


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He meant "bar tinder" like the wood in the bar.

-Az >>

Huh? Please tell me you don't actually think you were correcting him. You can't be that dumb.

It is assumed the bar is wood. The termite wants to know where it is tender - i.e. good to eat. Termites make sawdust, they don't go looking for it...

 

[darkjester]

"So far this is the oldest I've been." -George Carlin

 

[Renob]

Blow Me!

 

[Mookow]

Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.

Beauty is only a light switch away.

"I hate to recoemmend drugs, sex, insanity and violence to anyone else, but they always worked for me"

 

[jobberd]

So then I said "KISS MY ASPHALT!"

 

[KpocAlypse]

Humm, one liners, only think i can think of is quotes..

See sig for two of my favs..

Also...

I came here to kick a** and chew bubblegun, and i'm all out of bubble gum...
- Duke Nukem...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
- Albert Einstein

Life sucks, get a helmet
- Dennis Leary...

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I came here to kick a** and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of bubblegum...

Actually that was taken from a movie back in the 80's called "They Live" which stared Rowdy Roddy Piper. Pretty cool flick for a low budget 80's sci-fi. 😀

Mr. Piper himself was the one who said the quote originally.

 

"Suck me beautiful!"

 

[azazyel]

There is no good, there is no evil...there is only flesh, and the patterns to which we submit it

 

[brxndxn]

The Internet sucks.



The Internet - what's free today is a monthly service fee tomorrow.