Scotteq
Diamond Member
OK scratch that, just use body wash.
"It's *MY* dick, and I'll wash it as long and as hard as I want to.." 😛 😵
OK scratch that, just use body wash.
😵Come to think of it, don't even shower. "It is better to have a dirty virgin cornhole than a clean violated one." Truer words were never spoken, Grandpa.
I'm too old for the Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard.
I think I'll pass 🙂
Maximum age to enlist:
Active duty Army - 42
Army Reserves - 42
Army Natinal Guard - 42
Active duty Air Force - 27
Air Force Reserve - 34
Air National guard - 34
Active duty Navy - 34
Navy Reserves - 39
Active duty Marines - 28
Marine Corps Reserves - 29
Active duty Coast Guard - 27
Coast Guard Reserves - 27
I'm too old for the Air Force, Marines and Coast Guard.
I think I'll pass 🙂
Maximum age to enlist:
Active duty Army - 42
Army Reserves - 42
Army Natinal Guard - 42
Active duty Air Force - 27
Air Force Reserve - 34
Air National guard - 34
Active duty Navy - 34
Navy Reserves - 39
Active duty Marines - 28
Marine Corps Reserves - 29
Active duty Coast Guard - 27
Coast Guard Reserves - 27
Come to think of it, don't even shower. "It is better to have a dirty virgin cornhole than a clean violated one." Truer words were never spoken, Grandpa.
My Civilian life is almost over. I'm joining the Navy.
Anyone join in the past decade or so? Any pro-tips from the ATOT elders?
My company had a guy who never showered - 5th week in, and he still hadn't. We complained to the Company Commander, and while the guy was definitely spoken to there was no resulting change in this individual's behavior.
So a bunch of us wrapped a blanket around his head in the middle of the night, dragged his sorry ass into the shower, and used lots of soap, water, and scrub brushes on him. We didn't beat the guy up, but in the morning he was a living scab. A very CLEAN living scab, mind.
Two things happened:
(1) We got the hell mashed ("physical training") out of us the following day. But *nobody* in the company spoke a word.
(2) The guy was transferred out of the company.
With the current Politically Correct atmosphere, I highly doubt such an act would have been handled in the same manner. But it was absolutely effective.
I don't see this as true.. sorry but with the super close personal inspections the DI at least in Navy boot would have taken action the very sec he smelled anything period..
they were very adamant about that kinda stuff even bad breath woulda got you yelled at.
Have fun. Why did you enlist?
wrong.
my brother's 28 and enlisted in coast guard.
Feel free to disbelieve. But the CC couldn't force the guy to shower, and so the company ended up doing it for him.
Guess from a much different era than the new Navy.
Now they would special process your ass out for not showering and not adhering to the Military grooming standard. flat out.
The navy is not wanting recruits they can be as selective as they want now.
And dirtbags are not wanted.
If you can run a mile and a half, do 30 pushups and 45 situps, follow directions, and keep your mouth shut....
..it really is that easy.
...follow directions, and keep your mouth shut...
I was in the Navy from 93-97. I would recommend taking advanatage of any schooling you can get while active duty. I wish i had done that. Make sure you sign up for GI Bill AND Navy College Fund. I missed out on the fund but got the bill which helped. Other then that just have fun and try not to take it too serious. Oh and one other thing. I wish i had done 20 years and retired as well. Great benefits i missed out on. And as of today id only have 2 more years to go for those 20 years lol
/facepalm myself lol
My company had a guy who never showered - 5th week in, and he still hadn't. We complained to the Company Commander, and while the guy was definitely spoken to there was no resulting change in this individual's behavior.
So a bunch of us wrapped a blanket around his head in the middle of the night, dragged his sorry ass into the shower, and used lots of soap, water, and scrub brushes on him. We didn't beat the guy up, but in the morning he was a living scab. A very CLEAN living scab, mind.
Two things happened:
(1) We got the hell mashed ("physical training") out of us the following day. But *nobody* in the company spoke a word.
(2) The guy was transferred out of the company.
With the current Politically Correct atmosphere, I highly doubt such an act would have been handled in the same manner. But it was absolutely effective.
Volunteer for EVERYTHING!! People always say not to, but I got to do some of the most interesting, off-the-wall things by volunteering for details.
I did my Boot Camp at MCRD San Diego. In those days, the Navy boot camp was right next door, and we'd be out getting our asses PT'd on the Grinder, and the Navy pukes would be at the chain link fence that separated the two bases...smoking cigarettes and laughing at us...There's quite a bit of difference between Navy boot camp and USMC Boot Camp.