I'm in a complement war with a chick

[amicold]

Originally posted by: Perknose
Your teeth are whiter than an Episcopalian investment seminar, nay, whiter than the cheering section at a polo match in the Hamptons, and magnificently draw attention away from your unfortunate nose.

I can tell by your awkwardly forced smile that you would never marry the ambiguously gay dork standing next to you, even if he has been your exclusive boyfriend since the sixth grade and will soon dump you for an overweight goth chick with braces and badly botched tats.

The way the fluorescent lighting bounces alluringly off the garishly monochromatic sheen of your "I can be had for a couple of drinks" purple dress makes me think you wash some days even when you don't smell all that bad.

Damn. I'm having some trouble getting into the spirit of this.

:thumbsup:

 

[dudeman007]

We gonna fuck already?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Adn4n
She doesn't realize that suns don't burn?

 

[CZroe]

"Uh hurr hurr hurr... you smell real good. Urr hurr hurk."

 

[mugs]

We have distributed computing... now we have distributed flirting.

 

[geno]

Great, we do all the work and you get laid for it. Fuck that

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Complement?

 

[Wheezer]

Originally posted by: her209
If you were a terrorist, I'd waterboard you until you gave me the location of Osama bin Laden.

Originally posted by: Perknose
Your teeth are whiter than an Episcopalian investment seminar, nay, whiter than the cheering section at a polo match in the Hamptons, and magnificently draw attention away from your unfortunate nose.

I can tell by your awkwardly forced smile that you would never marry the ambiguously gay dork standing next to you, even if he has been your exclusive boyfriend since the sixth grade and will soon dump you for an overweight goth chick with braces and badly botched tats.

The way the fluorescent lighting bounces alluringly off the garishly monochromatic sheen of your "I can be had for a couple of drinks" purple dress makes me think you wash some days even when you don't smell all that bad.

Damn. I'm having some trouble getting into the spirit of this.

LOL...this is why I love ATOT

 

[tyler811]

That dress looks good on you, it would look even better on me.

Your on your period? Cool I love to eat my meat rare.


When we have sex I won't have to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in will I?

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: tyler811
When we have sex I won't have to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling will I?

Is that supposed to be "from falling in"? Cause that would be funny.

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: tyler811
When we have sex I won't have to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling will I?

Is that supposed to be "from falling in"? Cause that would be funny.

:thumbsup: Fixed Thank you sir

 

[MrMatt]

your ass needs my face buried in it.

*only say that if she's a whore

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Boo Boo
if it wasnt for your face youd be doable withthe lights on

haha...QFT

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: tyler811
That dress looks good on you, it would look even better on me.

Your on your period? Cool I love to eat my meat rare.


When we have sex I won't have to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in will I?

LMAO!!!!

 

[IronWing]

You pluck your eye brows with much aplomb. Your mascara could spear flies at eight feet.

 

[IronWing]

If my camera had a body like yours, I'd spend all day just playing with the buttons.

 

[RagingBITCH]

HOw old are you? Jesus man. No wonder women finally open their eyes and start dating older men.

 

[Sea Moose]

Tell her that if you get her knocked up you promise to pay child support and all!

Addition: better yet offer to pay to have her scraped!

 

[Cuda1447]

I call shens on this entire thread

 

[BabaBooey]

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!

 

[StageLeft]

Tell her she reminds you of your favorite porn star and that every time you look at the pic you imagine her being objectified by an old dumpy man and it gets you off every time.

 

[Sumguy]

"If you were the chick on the left, I'd bang you twice as hard...and let the creepy dude in the upper left shadows video tape it."

 

[Jeff7]

Screw that thousand suns comment - hotter than matter crossing into the event horizon of a quasar's singularity.

 

[hiromizu]

The tastefully compressed jpeg pixels in your eyes are second only to 8 bit Nintendo - which is more like a GIF - limited in color palette.

 

[BoomerD]

"You are so awesome. I'd be honored to have you impaled upon my penis."