I'm in a complement war with a chick

[nCred]

"I yearn for you"

 

[FS]

You, sweetie, are a pi* and that's not a lie.


*pi = irrational(for playing this silly game?)

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Screw that thousand suns comment - hotter than matter crossing into the event horizon of a quasar's singularity.

You are like a theoretical worm hole. I go in one hole and come out another one.

*rimshot*

 

[tyler811]

I am the harbor in the stormy sea of love. You are the ship battered and torn. Come sail into my arms and be safe forever

 

[gorcorps]

Let's play army... I'll take position and you blow the hell outta me

 

[tyler811]

I am the umpire in the game of love. You are the batter, weary from being put out by players. Stand with me and you will be forever safe.









(As long as I can get past 2nd base)

 

[eits]

i wanna drink your bath water

 

[hypn0tik]

My cock is five inches, yours is probably ten.

 

[Nik]

How profoundly pulchritudinous :Q

 

[sandorski]

They're not Crabs, they are crawling Jewels.

 

[tyler811]

crabs are just head lice in reverse

 

[Christobevii3]

Tell her when you see her you jiz in your pants

 

[Mo0o]

just fuck her already

 

[tyler811]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
just fuck her already

with a flag for the glory?

 

[Muadib]

Where the heck is the pic???:|

 

[IronWing]

Originally posted by: Muadib
Where the heck is the pic???:|

She just found herself on the web and then this thread. End of relationship.

 

[skim milk]

where's the pic?
is she hot?

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: ironwing

Originally posted by: Muadib
Where the heck is the pic???:|

She just found herself on the web and then this thread. End of relationship.

Yeah right!:disgust:

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Screw that thousand suns comment - hotter than matter crossing into the event horizon of a quasar's singularity.

You are like a theoretical worm hole. I go in one hole and come out another one.

*rimshot*

Babe, you're like a singularity - you're the only one for me.

or

...you're like a singularity - you suck me in.

 

[HN]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Screw that thousand suns comment - hotter than matter crossing into the event horizon of a quasar's singularity.

You are like a theoretical worm hole. I go in one hole and come out another one.

*rimshot*

Babe, you're like a singularity - you're the only one for me.

or

...you're like a singularity - you suck me in.

and if things go really well...
You suck like a singularity

 

[IGBT]

tell her your not one of those fools that run around texting and cell phoning at every oppertunity.

 

[CrankyMcStank]

Show me your she-cock.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: HN
and if things go really well...
You suck like a singularity

Oh yeah...a charged matter stream is about my magnetic pole!

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: skim milk
where's the pic?
is she hot?

I had it in my cache still..don't want to repost it if OP pulled it for a reason, though.