I'm in a complement war with a chick

[Cattlegod]

I'm texting this chick how awesome she is and she is doing the same. but, the challenge is, I have to 1 up her. So, ATOT, tell me what I can win with.


here is a pic for good measure:

pic she is on the right

 

[Ruptga]

"you are hotter than the fire of a thousand suns"

 

[Koing]

tell her you like her like a fat kid loves cake 🙂

Koing

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
"you are hotter than the fire of a thousand suns"

awesome, and sent.

 

[lxskllr]

Your fake tan isn't as carrot toned as many that I've seen.

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
Your fake tan isn't as carrot toned as many that I've seen.

should i /yoda before i send that?

 

[Chronoshock]

If you're in a one-up war, send her a pic of yourself with one article of clothing missing. Strip-chat ftw

 

[theflyingpig]

Your eyelashes are beautiful, like a porcupines quills.

 

[Cattlegod]

So after the 1000 suns comment, her response was "Lmao! That is an original ! I don't know if i can compete with that"

Come on ATOT, we are just starting. Let us see what you have.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
If you're in a one-up war, send her a pic of yourself with one article of clothing missing. Strip-chat ftw

hahahaha good idea 😛

 

[I Saw OJ]

You have nice posture.

 

[Cattlegod]

Just sent this one "Beauty is only an idea, you are living proof that beauty exists."

What else does ATOT have???? need good ones!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Tell her that her eyes are sweeter than Belgian chocolate (since they're brown, judging from the pic).

 

[Xylitol]

you are hotter than me
and that's saying a lot

 

[Cattlegod]

LMAO you guys are doing great!

Here is her response " Ha ha how many girls are u using these lines on? Lol?
So I said"For a goddess like you, the brightest light doesn't shine as pure as your smile"

I'm running out of AMMO ATOT

edit: and that last one didn't even make sense!

 

[jlee]

send her a link to this thread! :evil:

 

[Boo Boo]

if it wasnt for your face youd be doable withthe lights on

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
"you are hotter than the fire of a thousand suns"

Now that I realize that ATOT can't deliver, this is checkmate worthy.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
"you are hotter than the fire of a thousand suns"

Now that I realize that ATOT can't deliver, this is checkmate worthy.

She was honestly impressed/flattered by that?

 

[Cattlegod]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
"you are hotter than the fire of a thousand suns"

Now that I realize that ATOT can't deliver, this is checkmate worthy.

She was honestly impressed/flattered by that?

You'd be amazed at what women are flattered by. Women just want to be appreciated, and if you can show that to them, they will fall for you faster than you can imagine.

 

[her209]

If you were a terrorist, I'd waterboard you until you gave me the location of Osama bin Laden.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
"you are hotter than the fire of a thousand suns"

Now that I realize that ATOT can't deliver, this is checkmate worthy.

She was honestly impressed/flattered by that?

You'd be amazed at what women are flattered by. Women just want to be appreciated, and if you can show that to them, they will fall for you faster than you can imagine.

But something like that is so obviously a line...

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Cattlegod

Originally posted by: ADDAvenger
"you are hotter than the fire of a thousand suns"

Now that I realize that ATOT can't deliver, this is checkmate worthy.

She was honestly impressed/flattered by that?

You'd be amazed at what women are flattered by. Women just want to be appreciated, and if you can show that to them, they will fall for you faster than you can imagine.

But something like that is so obviously a line...

Topic Title: I'm in a complement war with a chick

I think that's the point..? 😛

 

[Perknose]

Your teeth are whiter than an Episcopalian investment seminar, nay, whiter than the cheering section at a polo match in the Hamptons, and magnificently draw attention away from your unfortunate nose.

I can tell by your awkwardly forced smile that you would never marry the ambiguously gay dork standing next to you, even if he has been your exclusive boyfriend since the sixth grade and will soon dump you for an overweight goth chick with braces and badly botched tats.

The way the fluorescent lighting bounces alluringly off the garishly monochromatic sheen of your "I can be had for a couple of drinks" purple dress makes me think you wash some days even when you don't smell all that bad.

Damn. I'm having some trouble getting into the spirit of this. 🙁

 

[Adn4n]

She doesn't realize that suns don't burn?