I'm going to the Apple store drunk

[Rakehellion]

OP you sure you're old enough to drink?

Look son, I just dare you to pretend there aren't kittens in this thread.

 

[preslove]

Taking public transit?

 

[TallBill]

Dude U R SO COOL!

Duh?

 

[Oyeve]

Apple users = drunks

Discuss.

Well, if its an apple user then its probabl Miller64, or organic beer.

 

[Rakehellion]

Well, if its an apple user then its probabl Miller64, or organic beer.

Piss water is a woman's beverage. I'm on straight liquor.

 

[Delita]

Bragging about doing something stupid (check), while drunk (check), while trying to sound smart (check). Must be a college freshman.

 

[olds]

When you get there, find out which law makes it illegal to leave your ipad on a plane.

 

[Rakehellion]

When you get there, find out which law makes it illegal to leave your ipad on a plane.

It should be a crime to leave your iPad anywhere, amirite?

 

[AdamK47]

Give that Apple store's floor a nice coating of booze and braised chicken while you're there in your drunken stupor. It's befitting of any Apple store.

 

[preslove]

BTW, anything less than acid in apple stores is for pussies.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Onion, garlic, salt, black pepper, red pepper, paprika, celery seed, rosemary, and olive oil. Soy sauce, ginger, and butter coming up.


Shhh...it's a secret recipe.

I want some.