I'm going to the Apple store drunk

[Rakehellion]

After I finish cooking this braised chicken so I can swap out my iPhone that's been acting fucked up.

 

[Rakehellion]

Upon re-reading what I wrote, I've decided this thread isn't remotely interesting, but I don't care because I'm loquacious like that.

 

[BladeVenom]

Who's driving?

 

[onlyCOpunk]

I'm sure you'll be a hit with the genius staff.

 

[Mixolydian]

Sounds fun.

 

[Rakehellion]

FYI, it's Bacardi and gin.

 

[Red Storm]

Don't forget to clean your room.

 

[Rakehellion]

This must be how Steve Jobs feels...right now!


Ask me anything about my iPhone or chicken.

 

[Theb]

iPhones don't act fucked up. You must be holding it wrong.

 

[Blackjack200]

You're soaked at quarter to four?

 

[Rakehellion]

You must be holding it wrong.

That's what she said.

 

[Jeeebus]

So apparently New York high schools let out by 3:40 pm. Good to know.

 

[lxskllr]

Why? They have KoolAid at the store. That changes vision and perception far more thoroughly than alcohol.

 

[Rakehellion]

You're soaked at quarter to four?

:thumbsup:

 

[IronWing]

Apple users = drunks

Discuss.

 

[Blackjack200]

So apparently New York high schools let out by 3:40 pm. Good to know.

The latest dismissal I ever had from a K-12 school was 3:15. My Junior High was 2:45 and my High School was 2:40.

 

[Rakehellion]

Onion, garlic, salt, black pepper, red pepper, paprika, celery seed, rosemary, and olive oil. Soy sauce, ginger, and butter coming up.


Shhh...it's a secret recipe.

 

[KLin]

I hope you get a DUI

 

[Rakehellion]

I hope you get a DUI

Why? I'm already using SATA.

 

[Rakehellion]

The red pepper and the ginger interface nicely, for those of you who were wondering.

 

[IGBT]

and then you will meet many who are drunk on apple.

 

[Blackjack200]

The red pepper and the ginger interface nicely, for those of you who were wondering.

Depending on how sloshed you are you might get to taste it again.

 

[Mixolydian]

OP you sure you're old enough to drink?

 

[TallBill]

You're soaked at quarter to four?

I've started, stopped, and peaked during every one of the 24 hours available.

 

[Saint Nick]

I've started, stopped, and peaked during every one of the 24 hours available.

Dude U R SO COOL!