I'm going to the Apple store drunk

Rakehellion

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After I finish cooking this braised chicken so I can swap out my iPhone that's been acting fucked up.
 

Rakehellion

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Upon re-reading what I wrote, I've decided this thread isn't remotely interesting, but I don't care because I'm loquacious like that.
 

Rakehellion

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This must be how Steve Jobs feels...right now!


Ask me anything about my iPhone or chicken.
 

Theb

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iPhones don't act fucked up. You must be holding it wrong.
 

Jeeebus

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So apparently New York high schools let out by 3:40 pm. Good to know.
 

lxskllr

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Why? They have KoolAid at the store. That changes vision and perception far more thoroughly than alcohol.
 

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Onion, garlic, salt, black pepper, red pepper, paprika, celery seed, rosemary, and olive oil. Soy sauce, ginger, and butter coming up.


Shhh...it's a secret recipe.