Hmmmmmmmm... this is the way I feel about my neighbor that my roommate's are friends with.. I just ignore her. Don't even acknoledge she exists. She says, "Hi", I just keep watching the tv. If I'm talking to my roommates and she makes a comment, I continue the conversation without even stopping to see if she said anything interesting. I won't answer the phone when she calls, I won't answer the door when she knocks.
Of course, everytime I'm around and she says something stupid I'll remember it and chalk about another mark in the "How many ways to I hate this person column." When she's over (6 out of 7 nights), I just go to my room and read the forums.
Of course, everytime I'm around and she says something stupid I'll remember it and chalk about another mark in the "How many ways to I hate this person column." When she's over (6 out of 7 nights), I just go to my room and read the forums.
that's pretty much what i'm doing moving to another floor... unfortuntely, the editors will be on the same floor later this year. good thing she won't be sitting close enough to throw crap at me.
I always found the best way to upset someone and not have it come back to you is stuff up their email settings.
Where i work I found the system could crash and die 50 times a day ( not that it does ) but as long as email is flowing people tend to be alright about it.
When mail server dies its like the end of the world. What no email, no jokes, etc.
When she starts to whinge about it , reset it back to the correct ones.
Takes no time and looks impressive.
When she says "thank you "
just say "lets what I get paid to do fix problems when they arise."
It really annoys me how non computer tech people think all you do is sit around and play games amd surf the net. Dont they realise that you need to read alot and check things out to be up to date.
bogdan
bogdan
Where i work I found the system could crash and die 50 times a day ( not that it does ) but as long as email is flowing people tend to be alright about it.
When mail server dies its like the end of the world. What no email, no jokes, etc.
When she starts to whinge about it , reset it back to the correct ones.
Takes no time and looks impressive.
When she says "thank you "
just say "lets what I get paid to do fix problems when they arise."
It really annoys me how non computer tech people think all you do is sit around and play games amd surf the net. Dont they realise that you need to read alot and check things out to be up to date.
bogdan
bogdan
Hell if i was there, i'd just format her hard drive with all her work on it. Since you'd be doing the diagnosing, just say it broke. HAHAHAHA THen say you were too busy doing WORK, to help her.
yeah... but then i'll have to redo her pc... and then she'll be b*tchin' that she can't work yadda yadda... i don't want to bother with that crap.
MustangSVT
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damn. hmm i dont know, seriously tell her how you feel about her comments seriously. Tell your boss about the situation. If she keeps on doing that, sue her for "stress she's caused you" over work. And altho you might find a better job, just know there are always people like that.
hope it works out good luck
hope it works out good luck
try a little amonia in his bottled water, it seems to work for hitmen in NYC, haha, justkidding guys, really i am
If you're on a fast LAN...
Set her NIC to 10mbps/Half duplex.
If you use MS Outlook...
Activate her Journal and set it to make copies of EVERY DAMNED THING
SLOOOOOOW that machine down
Remote connect to her C: drive and dump HUGE files into her Temp folder. So much so that she's only got like 10mb left on the drive. The swap file alone will drag her to a halt.
Ahhh hell, come on man, you KNOW you want her!
Set her NIC to 10mbps/Half duplex.
If you use MS Outlook...
Activate her Journal and set it to make copies of EVERY DAMNED THING
SLOOOOOOW that machine down
Remote connect to her C: drive and dump HUGE files into her Temp folder. So much so that she's only got like 10mb left on the drive. The swap file alone will drag her to a halt.
Ahhh hell, come on man, you KNOW you want her!
<< Ahhh hell, come on man, you KNOW you want her! >>
Hells no, you will have to have kung fu grips of death to pry me away from getting anywhere's within a foot from her.
But I did like your suggestions though... LOLOL.
I think it sounded like flirting...but from your tone...sounds like she's not so hot. Correct me if I'm wrong
If you can guarantee yourself a better job...go for it!
Paul
If you can guarantee yourself a better job...go for it!
Paul
You could hide a little sack of shrimp carcasses in her cube, I doubt she'd find much time or courage to give smart remarks about you when it smells like a zombie palace all around her.
<< I think it sounded like flirting...but from your tone...sounds like she's not so hot. Correct me if I'm wrong >>
She ain't hot... she's yucky. hehe...
<< You could hide a little sack of shrimp carcasses in her cube, I doubt she'd find much time or courage to give smart remarks about you when it smells like a zombie palace all around her. >>
holy crap that was funny hahha... shrimp carcasses make that smell? all i know is that once we ordered out and she ordered something that was 3.25 (tax is not included) and she gave me 3.75 for the entire thing with tip... i didn't comment, but damn that's some cheap sh(t.
<< No Really, what does this chick look like?? Be descriptive heheh >>
hmm... how's this..?
She's so ugly, so fscking ugly... fugly... hehe... maybe i should take a picture from spy cam 1?
You should have said that at the start... b4 u were kind of stringing us along, she could have been hot from what we were reading hehe
if she was hot i would have done something about it... i thought by my responses, it was fairly obvious... anyways, this isn't about what she looks like as i want to end the pain in the butt crap she does heh.
honestly though... i do thank all of you for suggestions and jokes... i was laughing my ass off some of the comments. HAHA
honestly though... i do thank all of you for suggestions and jokes... i was laughing my ass off some of the comments. HAHA
screw it, just tell your boss you are being harassed, since you are. If you feel evil say sexually.
Now if she was hot, you all wouldn't be clowning on her like that.
And I'd definitely advise against doing any things to her computer, because ultimately, YOU would have to fix it. More work! Bad!
And I'd definitely advise against doing any things to her computer, because ultimately, YOU would have to fix it. More work! Bad!
but that suggestion to slow her computer to hell isn't half bad... i'll just say i dunno and she'll just have to deal with it muahha
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