I'm going to jail, can I count on my ATOT buddies to break me out?

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Dr. Zaus

Lifer
Oct 16, 2008
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If she's a freshman in high school.. she's 14.

14 is close to 11.

still... OP is a perv.

but.. since she's 6 years younger... he's 20.

what normal, sane 20 year old is looking at a 14 year old like that? and saying she's a 10?

sick perverted fucktard. seek help.

QF T

also, the formula is 2/3rds age + 5; so 21 means 19 at the lowest.
 

BudAshes

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I had a "friend" who enjoyed 6 months in jail for getting a bj from a 15 year old(worst part is that he had a girlfriend who was of legal age and smoking hot). He got to spend all his time next to the detox ward where people were just screaming and asking to die every night. Enjoy your good times.
 

disappoint

Lifer
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Don't do it. It's a trap. You'll go to meet her and find Chris Hansen, Admiral Ackbar, and Pedobear there.

Admiral Ackbar: Don't go in there it's a trap!
OP: Out of my way nub!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat over there.
Pedobear: lulz.
OP: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 

hanoverphist

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It's just one of those weird nature things. Daddy's girl, et al. Purity and whatnot. You also know what assholes and horndogs guys are and how their minds think. Hell, I'd kick my own ass if I met up with myself in my younger years.

THIS. i have a sophomore and an 8th grade daughter. ill kill.

as for the guy saying his bro says its not so bad and goes in and out of prison? hes connected, that makes his terms a lot more comfy than the average felon. it can be a harrowing thing for the average guy with no real dark side friends to rely on.
 

Dr. Zaus

Lifer
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I have the same issue. Some 17 year old is all over me and I'm 20...I'm scared Schneider we should hold hands in prison :D

She will be 18 soon; keep the dick in the pants until then OR get parents permission to marry her if you want a real relationship.

Emotionally, Schnider, she is still around 10 or 11; so If you don't mind fucking a 12 year old with the body of a 20 year old then enjoy.

you sick fuck face, you will be WISH you were murdered in prison and end-up killing yourself.

Not that I'm judging you, Jesus loves you, but I think he would want you flushed like the sick bit of crap you are if you go after this person.

(good job with the troll)
 

dank69

Lifer
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She will be 18 soon; keep the dick in the pants until then OR get parents permission to marry her if you want a real relationship.

Emotionally, Schnider, she is still around 10 or 11; so If you don't mind fucking a 12 year old with the body of a 20 year old then enjoy.

you sick fuck face, you will be WISH you were murdered in prison and end-up killing yourself.

Not that I'm judging you, Jesus loves you, but I think he would want you flushed like the sick bit of crap you are if you go after this person.

(good job with the troll)
Jesus would not be pleased with your potty mouth.
 

AMDZen

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The amount of idiots in this thread astound me.

Just go ahead OP. Tell the 14 yo that you're only 17 and you have nothing to worry about
 

DrunkenSano

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Emotionally, Schnider, she is still around 10 or 11; so If you don't mind fucking a 12 year old with the body of a 20 year old then enjoy.

If you're just banging her, not entering a long term relationship with her, then the mental age doesn't really matter.
 

goodguy8705

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Not too bright are you?
11/10 meant 11 or a 10 out of 10.
3/2 meant 3 or 2 out of 10.

No, what he meant was 11 out of 10, or shes so hot she's off the charts. You're the stupid one.

EDIT:
Just saw that my thoughts on the subject were confirmed by the source above. How's that feel?
 
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