I'm going to jail, can I count on my ATOT buddies to break me out?

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schneiderguy

schneiderguy

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Jun 26, 2006
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Not just any jail either, probably FPMITA prison :(

I was talking to this girl who is a freshman in high school today, and she was telling me how her Mom gave her a Taylor Swift cd but she hates Taylor Swift, so I agreed and told her that I have the misfortune to share a birthday with her. So then she asked when it was and I told her in a couple of weeks, and so she reached into her backpack and pulled out a package of Oreos and gave them to me and said "here! happy birthday" and I was like :awe::awe: because I love oreos. Anyway, then she pulls out a piece of paper and says "you'll need something to put them on so you don't make a mess!", and then she wrote down her phone number on the paper and gave it to me to use as a napkin.

So normally this wouldn't be a problem since I'm not a pedophile and don't like girls that are 6 years younger than me. But this girl is an 11/10 (srs) and doesn't look like she's a freshman and I think she's probably worth going to jail for.

So in a couple of months when I'm sitting in San Quentin, you guys are going to break me out right? I don't think they have ATOT in prison :hmm:

cliffs: jailbait ftw
I'm going to prison
ATOT is going to break me out

edit: and no pics :colbert:
 
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Alone

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Wait, WAIT! Freshmen in high school? Dunno how your education system is, but when I was 11 I was in, like, grade 6.
 
Zebo

Zebo

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Prison aint that bad. how else you explain the urge to get back in at 85% recidivism rate? One of my brothers goes in and out all the time (meth maker) and said it was not bad.
 
Cyco

Cyco

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My daughter's a freshman in High School (no pics you pedo perves). If she were my daughter, I'd be the one going to jail for kicking your ass or killing you. That being said, she's not, so have fun eventually getting fucked by Bubba after you get her mad and she turns you in.
 
TehMac

TehMac

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Cyco said:
My daughter's a freshman in High School (no pics you pedo perves). If she were my daughter, I'd be the one going to jail for kicking your ass or killing you. That being said, she's not, so have fun eventually getting fucked by Bubba after you get her mad and she turns you in.
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I don't get this...why do dads get so crazy about their daughters? I don't really want to have a daughter, but I'm still curious to figure out what it is.
 
guyver01

guyver01

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Alone said:
Oh thank the fucking lord.
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If she's a freshman in high school.. she's 14.

14 is close to 11.

still... OP is a perv.

but.. since she's 6 years younger... he's 20.

what normal, sane 20 year old is looking at a 14 year old like that? and saying she's a 10?

sick perverted fucktard. seek help.
 
qliveur

qliveur

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Damn, what's with all of the pedo-themed threads all of a sudden? :hmm:
 
Cyco

Cyco

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TehMac said:
I don't get this...why do dads get so crazy about their daughters? I don't really want to have a daughter, but I'm still curious to figure out what it is.
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It's just one of those weird nature things. Daddy's girl, et al. Purity and whatnot. You also know what assholes and horndogs guys are and how their minds think. Hell, I'd kick my own ass if I met up with myself in my younger years.
 
WT

WT

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Cyco said:
Hell, I'd kick my own ass if I met up with myself in my younger years.
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:thumbsup:

If we honestly think long and hard enough about this, I think we will all come to this same conclusion.
 
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