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Lifted

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Being the good son that I am, I took my father to see the Friedlander exhibit at MOMA today. After 10 or 15 minutes of meandering about, I was standing in front of a rather interesting photo of some reflections in a small town, when I looked to my left to see none other than Natalie Portman standing a foot away from me admiring the same photograph. I finally forced myself to begin breathing again after I don't know how long, and decided to make a lame attempt at a joke jsut so I could say I spoke to her. So I turned to her and said that Friedlander has a great sense of humor, as there was a very old man with his left hand hanging directly in front of the reflection of a young ladies ass, while holding his wifes hand with the other. It wasn't very obvious, and probably an accident that only a perv like I would notice, but she laughed once she saw it. I introduced myself, and started rambling on about anything I could think of regarding photography. I also told her about a friend of mine who will be having an opening on Orchard St fairly soon.

After a couple of minutes her mother and father came by, so I gave her my business card and told her to email me if she was in town in a few weeks, and would be interested in attending the opening party. I know it's unlikely I'll ever hear from her, but she seemed interested enough in photography so I didn't think I was being too brash, even though we only spoke for a couple minutes.

I was rather shocked at how skinny she was IRL, but I hear it's common for actresses to look much thinner in person as the camera adds a few pounds. I guess it's true. She was also sporting the Sinead O'Conner short hair look, which was a bit shocking to see at first, but she can make anything look good.

I had a nice time with my father, and this only made the day that much cooler. :)
 

Quasmo

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She did that stupid chick flick movie "where the heart is" She was a photgrapher in that movie. I suspect she researched it and became interested in it.
 

ThePresence

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I met her once, before she was this big star.
She was doing The Diary of Anne Frank on Broadway.
 

lokiju

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Cool, I saw her on TV with the short hair, I'm guessing its for a role she's doing :confused:

 

Lifted

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I think I have to make it clear that I didn't ask her out. My balls are way to small for such a large task. I simply invited her to an invitation only opening, which I am sure she is privi to all the time.
 

Lifted

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Werk, the new MOMA actually didn't impress me all that much. The interior reminds me of an office. Other than more space, I don't see what the big deal is.
 

DannyBoy

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Originally posted by: Lifted
I think I have to make it clear that I didn't ask her out. My balls are way to small for such a large task. I simply invited her to an invitation only opening, which I am sure she is privi to all the time.

Pussy.
 

Lifted

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Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: Lifted
I think I have to make it clear that I didn't ask her out. My balls are way to small for such a large task. I simply invited her to an invitation only opening, which I am sure she is privi to all the time.

Pussy.

agreed
 

ThePresence

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Originally posted by: Lifted
Originally posted by: DannyBoy
Originally posted by: Lifted
I think I have to make it clear that I didn't ask her out. My balls are way to small for such a large task. I simply invited her to an invitation only opening, which I am sure she is privi to all the time.

Pussy.

agreed
You may be a pvssy, but not because of that. She probably gets hit on every second of every day. I think someone would be more attractive to her if they didn't try to ask her out.
 

Ranger X

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I would have probably been too much of a pvssy to talk to her but if I had the courage to, I would have probably treated her no different than any ol' person.

Not as exciting as seeing Natalie Portman but I saw Chris Bosh from the Toronto Raptors at Chicago's airport last week.
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: ThePresence
I met her once, before she was this big star.
She was doing The Diary of Anne Frank on Broadway.

Yeah, she wrote a piece in Time Magazine about it (or was it Newsweek?). I was impressed she was doing Broadway.
 

scorpmatt

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the ball is in her court, if she wants to see you, bump into her at the next showing, see what happens.
 

tami

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you NEED to add "natalie portman" to the topic or summary and you will get 284384328 more views.