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I don't understand you lot. You always cry "Pics!" for women, but when one, and an attractive one at that, posts here you flame her.
 
Originally posted by: brigden
I don't understand you lot. You always cry "Pics!" for women, but when one, and an attractive one at that, posts here you flame her.
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atot is a fickle mistress.
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: brigden
I don't understand you lot. You always cry "Pics!" for women, but when one, and an attractive one at that, posts here you flame her.
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atot is a fickle mistress.
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Or a dirty backstabbing whore, but I'm not bitter 😛

Welcome back caitlion.

I personally enjoy it when pretty girls post.
 
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok 😛 and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
 
Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok 😛 and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok 😛 and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....
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really? whats that?

its on the upper back if that helps.
 
Originally posted by: caitlion
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok 😛 and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....
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really? whats that?

its on the upper back if that helps.
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from what I remember, it signifies a preference in position....

edit: argh..i'm too much of a gentleman...someone help me out here!
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: caitlion
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok 😛 and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....
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really? whats that?

its on the upper back if that helps.
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from what I remember, it signifies a preference in position....

edit: argh..i'm too much of a gentleman...someone help me out here!
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Ruff! Ruff!
 
Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]
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😉

 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]
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😉
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what scares me the most about this....

you actually taking the time out to write all that down.

Great entertainment though!
 
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]
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😉
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what's that from? SNL?
 
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo 😀
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[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]
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😉
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what scares me the most about this....

you actually taking the time out to write all that down.

Great entertainment though!
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I copied/pasted it, it was a recent SNL skit
 
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