im baaaack

[Ns1]

damnit. we lose.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Gnurb

Originally posted by: RossMAN
How did you lose internet access?

If you have dialup, I hope you're not paying more than $4.95/mo for unlimited dialup.

link for $4.95 dialup?

Access4Less.net

$4.95/mo with $8 setup or
$5.95/mo with $0 setup

 

[brigden]

I don't understand you lot. You always cry "Pics!" for women, but when one, and an attractive one at that, posts here you flame her.

 

[faenix]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Gnurb

Originally posted by: RossMAN
How did you lose internet access?

If you have dialup, I hope you're not paying more than $4.95/mo for unlimited dialup.

link for $4.95 dialup?

Access4Less.net

$4.95/mo with $8 setup or
$5.95/mo with $0 setup

You can always count on RossMAN.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: brigden
I don't understand you lot. You always cry "Pics!" for women, but when one, and an attractive one at that, posts here you flame her.

atot is a fickle mistress.

 

[misle]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: brigden
I don't understand you lot. You always cry "Pics!" for women, but when one, and an attractive one at that, posts here you flame her.

atot is a fickle mistress.

Or a dirty backstabbing whore, but I'm not bitter

Welcome back caitlion.

I personally enjoy it when pretty girls post.

 

[ManSnake]

Pics?

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
damnit. we lose.

unless she posts more pics....

 

[caitlion]

Originally posted by: yllus
Good. OT has been so boring lately that I've started posting in P&N.

aww ill have to work on that

 

[caitlion]

i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

 

[JulesMaximus]

NM

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....

 

[caitlion]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....

really? whats that?

its on the upper back if that helps.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: caitlion

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....

really? whats that?

its on the upper back if that helps.

from what I remember, it signifies a preference in position....

edit: argh..i'm too much of a gentleman...someone help me out here!

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: caitlion

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: caitlion
i see klixxer is still bitter about.. something. i forget what.

i didnt have the internet because i moved out of my parents house (no, not into a trailer) and wasnt sure if i would be able to afford it. but it looks like ill be ok and its cable, dial-up is yucky.

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

tattoo on your back? I believe that there was a universal agreement here about what that signified....

really? whats that?

its on the upper back if that helps.

from what I remember, it signifies a preference in position....

edit: argh..i'm too much of a gentleman...someone help me out here!

Ruff! Ruff!

 

[Pliablemoose]

I'd hit it Oh wait, we need to pick up the house first...

 

[Yzzim]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I'd hit it Oh wait, we need to pick up the house first...

*barf*

edit: at the mess

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]

 

[Yzzim]

lol

 

[thawolfman]

Who are you again?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]

what scares me the most about this....

you actually taking the time out to write all that down.

Great entertainment though!

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: Yzzim

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I'd hit it Oh wait, we need to pick up the house first...

*barf*

edit: at the mess

hahaha, i was just going to post about that

anyways, welcome back!

I'll be cleaning up my room tommorrow.....you should too

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]

what's that from? SNL?

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: caitlion

oh and dont worry.. there will be pics soon. but of my back. i just got a new tattoo

[ open on Mom setting the kitchen table for breakfast ]

Mom: Boys! Breakfast is ready!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women, and, if not treated early on, it will only get worse as you get older..

[ Mom reaches high into the cupboard, revealing a lower back tattoo that reads "Juicy" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Really cool lower back tattoos. Seemed like such a good idea at the time, didn't it?

[ Mom nods ashamedly ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Hello. I'm Dr. Edward Turlington. Studies show that, next to smoking and having sex, getting a lower back tattoo is the best thing a young woman can do to be cool. And you ladies were cool. But now look at you. Let's face it - you're not young any more. You're not even close.

[ various moms' back tattoos are shown aged, faded and haggard ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: That's why you need.. Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ Dr. Turlington holds up product ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Look.. here's a really cool lower back tattoo on an attractive 20-year old girl.

[ slim figure has lower back tattoo reading "Pretty Lady" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Now, watch what happens to that tattoo when that young girl becomes a 65-ywar old woman.

[ slim figure ages badly with wrinkles, the lower back tattoo stretching to read "Pretty Sad" ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Pretty sad indeed. That's why I developed Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover. Just apply once, every hour, for 72 straight hours. And watch that tattoo slowly burn away.

[ deodorant-like canister is rubbed back and forth across the tattoo ]

Mom: Mother (bleep)!!

Dr. Edward Turlington: That tingling means it's working. Soon enough, that silly mistake will be long gone..

[ show lower back tattoo-free but covered with unsightly welts and scars ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: ..and that slight discoloration will be the only thing to remind you of that crazy weekend in Jamaica.

[ Mom hugs her son, as a little black boy enters scene for a hug ]

Dr. Edward Turlington: Well.. maybe not the only thing. [ chuckles ]

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover.

[ show Mom applying the remover to her tattoo ]

Mom: Ahhhh!!

Dr. Edward Turlington V/O: Because it won't be cool forever.

[ fade ]

what scares me the most about this....

you actually taking the time out to write all that down.

Great entertainment though!

I copied/pasted it, it was a recent SNL skit

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: Gnurb

Originally posted by: RossMAN
How did you lose internet access?

If you have dialup, I hope you're not paying more than $4.95/mo for unlimited dialup.

link for $4.95 dialup?

Access4Less.net

$4.95/mo with $8 setup or
$5.95/mo with $0 setup

How reliable is it?