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I'm an idiot.

Chaotic42

Chaotic42

Lifer
I went to get a haircut at the mall. I forgot it was Christmas Shopping season, so I was surprised by the large number of people at the mall. While attempting to leave the mall and return home, I got stuck behind a woman in an SUV for about ten minutes. It was during that period of waiting behind the SUV that I realized it was the Christmas Shopping season. I saw a man walking out of the mall with a Christmas bag, which made me realize that it was the shopping season.

Actually getting out of the mall and returning home, normally a ten minute ordeal, took me forty minutes.
 
1. Open phone book
2. Look under "Barbershops"
3. Find a barbershop that isn't at the mall
4. Profit?
 
Originally posted by: Bv3
So do you go a month without a haircut every year or what?
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Nah, I'll just go during the week.

I'm surprised that I forgot it was Christmas time. I guess it just doesn't seem like it with it getting to 81F at work yesterday.
 
poor route planning . When gas goes to $5.00 a gallon , then maybe you will learn to plan your trips out a little better .
 
Originally posted by: squirrel dog
poor route planning . When gas goes to $5.00 a gallon , then maybe you will learn to plan your trips out a little better .
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yeah, and he's a worthless human being, too!
 
I can't believe ANYONE goes to the mall to get a haircut...that's like flying to the middle of the Sahara to buy bottled water.
 
Originally posted by: squirrel dog
poor route planning . When gas goes to $5.00 a gallon , then maybe you will learn to plan your trips out a little better .
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No, I took the best way to the mall. There's no way I could have known that the person I was behind was an abject moron.
 
/shrugs

I go to the mall ... it's cheaper than a barber, a buzzcut's impossible for even them to screw up, and it's always nice to talk to the ladies. 😉

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/shrugs

I go to the mall ... it's cheaper than a barber, a buzzcut's impossible for even them to screw up, and it's always nice to talk to the ladies. 😉

- M4H
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I used to get my hair cut really short, but a lot of women have been telling me that it looks better long. Since I'm not really concerned one way or the other, I might as well wear it longer.
 
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