I'm an idiot.

[Chaotic42]

I went to get a haircut at the mall. I forgot it was Christmas Shopping season, so I was surprised by the large number of people at the mall. While attempting to leave the mall and return home, I got stuck behind a woman in an SUV for about ten minutes. It was during that period of waiting behind the SUV that I realized it was the Christmas Shopping season. I saw a man walking out of the mall with a Christmas bag, which made me realize that it was the shopping season.

Actually getting out of the mall and returning home, normally a ten minute ordeal, took me forty minutes.

 

[Orsorum]

 

[Colt45]

ok buddy.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

:beer:

 

[K1052]

1. Open phone book
2. Look under "Barbershops"
3. Find a barbershop that isn't at the mall
4. Profit?

 

[ironcrotch]

Coooooool

 

[Bv3]

So do you go a month without a haircut every year or what?

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: K1052
1. Open phone book
2. Look under "Barbershops"
3. Find a barbershop that isn't at the mall
4. Profit!

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Bv3
So do you go a month without a haircut every year or what?

Nah, I'll just go during the week.

I'm surprised that I forgot it was Christmas time. I guess it just doesn't seem like it with it getting to 81F at work yesterday.

 

Lets see how it looks. :camera:

 

[SchrodingersDog]

Go get the cheapest home clipper set you can find and cut your hair as short as you can, you'll never go back. Free...your...mind

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: K1052
1. Open phone book
2. Look under "Barbershops"
3. Find a barbershop that isn't at the mall
4. Profit!

I agree. Fvck mall barbers. Probably 50% more expensive based on location alone.

 

[squirrel dog]

poor route planning . When gas goes to $5.00 a gallon , then maybe you will learn to plan your trips out a little better .

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
poor route planning . When gas goes to $5.00 a gallon , then maybe you will learn to plan your trips out a little better .

yeah, and he's a worthless human being, too!

 

[Weeeman]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: K1052
1. Open phone book
2. Look under "Barbershops"
3. Find a barbershop that isn't at the mall
4. Profit!

/Signed

 

[jagec]

I can't believe ANYONE goes to the mall to get a haircut...that's like flying to the middle of the Sahara to buy bottled water.

 

[tami]

does this post make any sense, because i can't see it

 

[FoBoT]

hi
i want to be an idiot too

 

[Zim Hosein]

I'm an idiot.

I concur!

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
poor route planning . When gas goes to $5.00 a gallon , then maybe you will learn to plan your trips out a little better .

No, I took the best way to the mall. There's no way I could have known that the person I was behind was an abject moron.

 

[Shawn]

your post makes no sense

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Bowl + scissors = New fashion!

Give it a try and let us know how it works!

 

[lobadobadingdong]

my wife shaves my head for me. (nearly u.s. marine cut, but just a tad longer)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

/shrugs

I go to the mall ... it's cheaper than a barber, a buzzcut's impossible for even them to screw up, and it's always nice to talk to the ladies.

- M4H

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
/shrugs

I go to the mall ... it's cheaper than a barber, a buzzcut's impossible for even them to screw up, and it's always nice to talk to the ladies.

- M4H

I used to get my hair cut really short, but a lot of women have been telling me that it looks better long. Since I'm not really concerned one way or the other, I might as well wear it longer.