I'm a real gamer because...

[akahoovy]

(insert your finisher, Pray to Jesus gave me an idea for a thread in the Dark Souls discussion)

...I beat Devil May Cry on Dante Must Die mode.

...I got the Super Jump Pants in Mario RPG.

...am part of the male PC gamer master race.

 

[gothamhunter]

I got all the achievements in Mega Man 9 and 10.

 

[sweenish]

I enjoy playing video games.

 

[waggy]

because i remember sitting in front of the TV playing Defender on the atari.

I had a Sega, Sega Cd and sega 32X!

shit actually i have had nearly every console made...lol

 

[nitromullet]

I enjoy playing video games.

+1

 

[Sho'Nuff]

I'm a real gamer because:

I've been playing computer games since before CGA graphics were the rage.

Take that wipper snappers!

 

[SpunkyJones]

I'm a real gamer cause I started playing back in the days of Pong.

 

[mikeymikec]

...am part of the male PC gamer master race.

A short-lived subset of humanity I guess...

 

[Patre]

I'm a real gamer because I think so, therefore I am.

 

[IGemini]

...owned or gamed significantly on most major consoles since the NES (current gen not withstanding). Most of them I can still play and sometimes do.

...I enjoy playing more than just the "latest and greatest" FPS/multiplayer garbage even though I played my share of CoD through MW2. Lots of play time with Minecraft, Final Fantasy, Witcher, Mass Effect, Master of Orion, Civilization, Ys, Elder Scrolls, Crysis, Half-Life and Fallout to name a few.

 

[CPA]

I'm a real gamer because I've been playing since the days games came on cassette tapes.

 

[MiataNC]

I'm a real gamer because...

Pong! (1976)

 

[Mem]

I'm a real gamer because I've been playing since the days games came on cassette tapes.

Spectrum and Commodore 64 days,I remember playing classics like Maniac Miner,

 

[JEDIYoda]

I am a real gamer because I invented the internet...........

 

[shortylickens]

I jerk off to Viconia Devirr.

 

[IEC]

I quit being a "real gamer" because to me it's just a hobby, and meant for enjoyment. So I no longer try to be a completionist and just enjoy the game.

 

[smackababy]

I am a real gamer because I am real and I sometimes play games. Okay, maybe "sometimes" is an understatement.

 

[LtMikePowelll]

I'm a real gamer because I start playing Minesweeper when I was 4

 

[festa_freak]

I got gold medals on all of rouge squadron's levels with a gravis Xterminator.

 

[12andy]

... "Hadouken" is part of my weekly lingo, and my life jams to the beat of Outrun's Splash Wave.

 

[darkewaffle]

Are there fake ones? Like cardboard cutouts in front of arcade machines or actors pretending to talk shop in Gamestop?

 

[smackababy]

Are there fake ones? Like cardboard cutouts in front of arcade machines or actors pretending to talk shop in Gamestop?

Bots... tons of bots. Why do you think Steam has 7 million users online? All bots, except for a few of us.

 

[JujuFish]

I enjoy playing video games.

/thread

 

[Zenoth]

... I don't have a girlfriend?

No one thought about it? Well I do have a job, better than nothing, no?

... because I started playing video games at the age of 9 years-old and I haven't stopped one single year ever since, I guess (yeah I enjoy playing video games).

 

[Soccerman06]

My wow history... sigh