I take it that you're the kind of guy that when you belly up to the row of urinals you glance furtively to either side to see if there's anyone that you have a 'height' advantage over. The problem for you is that you find yourself always coming up short, right? To compensate for your shortcoming you like to try and make those who are not as tall as you feel like they are less of a man than you are, thus this post.
I just stopped by to let you know that your fly is unzipped.