I'm a changed man

[BladeVenom]

I'm a changed man

So you've finally decided to get the operation. Good for you. Will you be changing your name to schneidergirl?

 

[brianmanahan]

So you've finally decided to get the operation. Good for you. Will you be changing your name to schneidergirl?

:thumbsup:

it was only a matter of time

 

[PieIsAwesome]

lol some short guy probably kicked schneiderpussy's ass.

 

[waffleironhead]

I thought you traded in you banana for a taco.

 

[schneiderguy]

lol some short guy probably kicked schneiderpussy's ass.

Not possible.

 

[mizzou]

I'm pretty sure you don't look ripped and 6'1" :sneaky:

 

[BrokenVisage]

Not possible.

Be sure and tell them Large Marge sent you! Ehh-hahahaha

 

[zinfamous]

you spelled "challenged" wrong in your thread title...

lol

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't mind short girls (I actually prefer them).

I'll totally change my sex for you. :wub:

<--- manlet

 

[schneiderguy]

I'll totally change my sex for you. :wub:

<--- manlet

:wub::wub::wub:

*punches hamburgerboy in the face*

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Yes, YES, just like that! Do it again! HARDER!

 

[busydude]

OP.. you still sporting a mullet?

 

[schneiderguy]

OP.. you still sporting a mullet?

I never had a mullet brah. I have long sexy viking hair.

 

[TehMac]

LOL

 

[davmat787]

I never had a mullet brah. I have long sexy viking hair.

Sounds like you are pretty much a clone of that guy that played Thor. You sexy beast!

 

[JulesMaximus]

I felt the need to post this because someone bumped a thread I made about six months ago where I said that I hated manlets.

Well, last week, I was in the grocery store, in the bread row. I was standing next to this manlet (probably 5'7"ish) who was trying to reach a bag of dinner rolls on the top shelf. Even on his tip toes, he was an inch or two short to reach them. As I stood there watching him struggle, I had an epiphany. It's not his fault that he was born genetically inferior to someone like me! It's not his fault that he will never be able to reach things on the top shelf, never get a good job, and never attract a woman, so I shouldn't hate him for being a manlet.

With this newfound wisdom, I pushed him aside with my muscular 6'1" frame and grabbed the bag of dinner rolls for him. I handed them to him and said "Here you go", and he smiled and said thanks.

Then I punched him in the face because he's a manlet and his short stature makes me rage with the fury of 1000 Norse gods.

But I did help him so I feel good about myself now :thumbsup:

I lol'd

Schneiderguy is quite the humanitarian.

 

[Sluggo]

For a little while you were expanding your trolling horizons, but you seem to have fallen back onto your same old schtick, making you old news.

A little competition from razcum, rectum, rectongue, rimrec...whatever his name is, seems to have you playing catch-up. Certainly not a good position to be in.

You really must have fresh material, to become an elite troll.

 

[grohl]

I lol'd. Damn that was some funny shit.

<---- 6'4"

 

[iGas]

Pic of mullet or shen.

 

[moshquerade]

sex change?

 

[Newbian]

If you are no longer the bestiality loving man we have come to love then who are you???

 

[schneiderguy]

sex change?

Oh heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is divine and everlasting, the only reason I would get a sex change is if it would give me a better chance to make babbies with you! :wub: :wub:

 

[yankeesfan]

miscer?

 

[schneiderguy]

miscer?

Only when ATOT is down :sneaky:

 

[BudAshes]

Was anyone else really surprised to find out that Schnieder Guy is black? I always thought he was some sort of gay Nazi.