I'm 42 and still can't do the following

[Fritzo]

1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....

 

[dr150]

7.) Do a successful fap with your non-fap hand.

 

[KIAman]

1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....

Huh? Are you ultra conservative? I've done all those things and more, especially in my 20s.

 

[tcsenter]

You have issues?

 

[Jeeebus]

6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....

I try not to buy used genitalia products regardless of the type of checkout lane.

 

[MomentsofSanity]

1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....

Yeah always go new... The rashes alone are murder...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn

....

Maybe your wife wants to watch porn with you. You'll never know until you ask. And BTW, that's a GREAT topic for discussing with your parents or strangers in elevators and public restrooms. You can knock off the top 4 in one fell swoop.

 

[KeithTalent]

Used genitalia eh? :hmm:

KT

 

[Billb2]

Your life is way to politically correct,
You've been convinced by the media that you actually can pick up a turd by the clean end.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

You have issues?

Issues? Hell, he has a subscription.

 

[dr150]

Maybe your wife wants to watch porn with you. You'll never know until you ask. And BTW, that's a GREAT topic for discussing with your parents or strangers in elevators and public restrooms. You can knock off the top 4 in one fell swoop.

Yup.

Put in a Ron Jeremy video.

Seeing all that grey back hair, belly, sweat and him hyperventilating from a simple act will get his wife all hot and bothered FTMW! :biggrin:

 

[Newbian]

4. Hold a conversation in an elevator

I don't understand this one.

Do you get motion sick if you do it or were you taught it was rude to talk there?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I don't understand this one.

Do you get motion sick if you do it or were you taught it was rude to talk there?

How long can an elevator conversation be?

 

[Newbian]

How long can an elevator conversation be?

Maybe it depends if you use the trick to skip all the floors while going to the top in a very large building while having a fun time inside one. :awe:

But I never heard of it being something rude unlike farting in the enclosed area.

 

[brigden]

Sounds like an abundance of shame. It's safe to assume you have an inferiority complex.

 

[skyking]

Issues? Hell, he has a subscription.

BAdum-Ting!

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Maybe it depends if you use the trick to skip all the floors while going to the top in a very large building while having a fun time inside one. :awe:

But I never heard of it being something rude unlike farting in the enclosed area.

I have never been in an elevator ride long enough to have a lasting conversation. Vegas has been the most time I have been in them, those are never long enough.

 

[brigden]

I always crack jokes in elevators, usually breaking the ice with, "Normally I mash the door close button when I see someone approaching, but you seem nice enough."

 

[Newbian]

I have never been in an elevator ride long enough to have a lasting conversation. Vegas has been the most time I have been in them, those are never long enough.

I think he meant continuing one and not starting one in the elevator only.

 

[AstroManLuca]

5. Walk around shirtless

I think this one gets harder as you get older, not easier.

I'm with you on most of them, not all.

 

[Rakehellion]

1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....

Aspie.

 

[ViviTheMage]

haha ... 42.

 

[Fritzo]

I think this one gets harder as you get older, not easier.

I'm with you on most of them, not all.

Heh..I'm actually pretty built too. I just don't feel right without a shirt on.

 

[Rakehellion]

Heh..I'm actually pretty built too.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[momeNt]

Knock out number 3 tonight.

Find a funny porn blooper and be like hey, this is hilarious.