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I'm 42 and still can't do the following

Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

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Fritzo said:
1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....
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Huh? Are you ultra conservative? I've done all those things and more, especially in my 20s.
 
Fritzo said:
1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....
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Yeah always go new... The rashes alone are murder...
 
Fritzo said:
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn

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Maybe your wife wants to watch porn with you. You'll never know until you ask. And BTW, that's a GREAT topic for discussing with your parents or strangers in elevators and public restrooms. You can knock off the top 4 in one fell swoop.
 
Your life is way to politically correct,
You've been convinced by the media that you actually can pick up a turd by the clean end.
 
GagHalfrunt said:
Maybe your wife wants to watch porn with you. You'll never know until you ask. And BTW, that's a GREAT topic for discussing with your parents or strangers in elevators and public restrooms. You can knock off the top 4 in one fell swoop.
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Yup.

Put in a Ron Jeremy video.

Seeing all that grey back hair, belly, sweat and him hyperventilating from a simple act will get his wife all hot and bothered FTMW! :biggrin:
 
WaTaGuMp said:
How long can an elevator conversation be? 😕
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Maybe it depends if you use the trick to skip all the floors while going to the top in a very large building while having a fun time inside one. :awe:

But I never heard of it being something rude unlike farting in the enclosed area.
 
Newbian said:
Maybe it depends if you use the trick to skip all the floors while going to the top in a very large building while having a fun time inside one. :awe:

But I never heard of it being something rude unlike farting in the enclosed area.
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I have never been in an elevator ride long enough to have a lasting conversation. Vegas has been the most time I have been in them, those are never long enough.
 
I always crack jokes in elevators, usually breaking the ice with, "Normally I mash the door close button when I see someone approaching, but you seem nice enough."
 
WaTaGuMp said:
I have never been in an elevator ride long enough to have a lasting conversation. Vegas has been the most time I have been in them, those are never long enough.
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I think he meant continuing one and not starting one in the elevator only.
 
Fritzo said:
1. Curse or talk about sex in front of my parents
2. Pee in close proximity to anyone
3. Admit to wife I was looking at porn
4. Hold a conversation in an elevator
5. Walk around shirtless
6. Buy anything used for genitalia in a store without a self-checkout lane

....
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Aspie.
 
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