If your girlfriend or wife left you ...

LordMaul

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I would wonder if my clone had a penis bigger than mine.

(Where the hell have you been?)
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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An exact clone having any difference at all would either be not an exact clone, or cause a rip in the space-time continuum.

Take your pick.

nik
 

LordMaul

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Nov 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
An exact clone having any difference at all would either be not an exact clone, or cause a rip in the space-time continuum.

Take your pick.

nik

Sounds kind of like BS to me. Where do you get your info, science?
 

Squisher

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Aug 17, 2000
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I would be happy that I got rid of the stupidest woman in the world. To go through all the ecconomical/emotional hardship for what would be no gain would have to be the stupidest move someone could make.
 

her209

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: StormRider
... for your exact clone, would you feel jealous or would you be happy for yourself?:confused:

If I didn't like her, then I'd feel sorry for my other self.

But why would she leave you for someone who looks, talk, and is exactly like you is what I want to know.
 

Koing

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Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: StormRider
... for your exact clone, would you feel jealous or would you be happy for yourself?:confused:

If I didn't like her, then I'd feel sorry for my other self.

But why would she leave you for someone who looks, talk, and is exactly like you is what I want to know.

Ditto.
 

Draknor

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Dec 31, 2001
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If it was your exact clone, maybe she THOUGHT is was you.... y'know, kind of like the identical twins changing places thing?

:)
 

Daniel

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Oct 10, 1999
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I was once friends with a girl but always thought she liked me, I lost touch after awhile and heard back from her after about a year. She introduced me to her boyfriend, he was damn near my clone it was freaky. Aside from coming from Canada he looked like me, did the same things as me (aside from her) it was funny but very weird.
 

"I'd kill myself..."

Then you need help, hon'.

I think that he has every reason to be celebrating because that proves that she's crazy. I would suppose you don't want a crazy person. :Q

Storm Rider, you aren't in that situation, are you? :Q I thought you were single and enjoyed remaining single? :confused:
 

GRIFFIN1

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Nov 10, 1999
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The only reason the clone would be more appealing to your wife/girlfriend is because the clone didn't have the wife/girlfriend to bring them down.
 

silverpig

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Originally posted by: luvly
"I'd kill myself..."

Then you need help, hon'.

I think that he has every reason to be celebrating because that proves that she's crazy. I would suppose you don't want a crazy person. :Q

Storm Rider, you aren't in that situation, are you? :Q I thought you were single and enjoyed remaining single? :confused:

I think you're the only one here oblivious to my sarcasm. Skyclad got it...

I'd kill myself is a play on the suggestion that your clone could be identified as you. "Kill myself" could be construed as suggesting suicide, or clone-icide (heh).
 

"I think you're the only one here oblivious to my sarcasm. Skyclad got it...

I'd kill myself is a play on the suggestion that your clone could be identified as you. 'Kill myself' could be construed as suggesting suicide, or clone-icide (heh)."


And how would you know that I didn't get it, Silver Pig? Is it because I didn't use an emoticon? Don't worry, I was only trying to be witty. I know you have your acts together and wouldn't fall for that kind of stuff. I understand what you said and meant. ;)