If your girlfriend or wife left you ...

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: luvly
"I think you're the only one here oblivious to my sarcasm. Skyclad got it...

I'd kill myself is a play on the suggestion that your clone could be identified as you. 'Kill myself' could be construed as suggesting suicide, or clone-icide (heh)."

And how would you know that I didn't get it, Silver Pig? Is it because I didn't use an emoticon? Don't worry, I was only trying to be witty. I know you have your acts together and wouldn't fall for that kind of stuff. I understand what you said and meant.

The internet sucks for expressing sarcasm

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: luvly
"I think you're the only one here oblivious to my sarcasm. Skyclad got it...

I'd kill myself is a play on the suggestion that your clone could be identified as you. 'Kill myself' could be construed as suggesting suicide, or clone-icide (heh)."

And how would you know that I didn't get it, Silver Pig? Is it because I didn't use an emoticon? Don't worry, I was only trying to be witty. I know you have your acts together and wouldn't fall for that kind of stuff. I understand what you said and meant.

I dunno,considering how huffy you get sometimes I don't think it unreasonable for anybody to assume that you "don't get it' much

 

[MacBaine]

If you had your girlfriend cloned... would she be more open to a threesome?

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
If you had your girlfriend cloned... would she be more open to a threesome?

Hmm... Interesting ideas...

(mind wandering...)

 

[StormRider]

Same question, sans the harsh language. Whatcha been up to?

I prefer to remain a mystery -- it's all part of my master plan of becoming more attractive to women!

 

[eakers]

as a girlfriend or wife i would only leave a man for his exact clone if he did something unforgiveable but i didnt want to look for someone new


that is actually a good idea...hmmmmm *thinking*

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: StormRider
... for your exact clone, would you feel jealous or would you be happy for yourself?

Um.....are you stoned?

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: StormRider

Same question, sans the harsh language. Whatcha been up to?

I prefer to remain a mystery -- it's all part of my master plan of becoming more attractive to women!

ok, but eventually (before you're 40) you must have a strategic "moment of weakness" where a lucky woman temporarily breaks through the mystery.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Once there was a man that got himself cloned... His clone was always smarting off to him and slept with his wife. This made the man angry so he confronted his clone in his apartment on the 4th floor of the complex he lived. After telling his clone off, they got in a fight and the man ended up throwing his clone out the window. The police rushed to the scene and arrested the man..............





.............for making an obsene clone fall.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: LeRocks
ffmcobalt has a new avatar.

What!? DO NOT!!!!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Once there was a man that got himself cloned... His clone was always smarting off to him and slept with his wife. This made the man angry so he confronted his clone in his apartment on the 4th floor of the complex he lived. After telling his clone off, they got in a fight and the man ended up throwing his clone out the window. The police rushed to the scene and arrested the man..............





.............for making an obsene clone fall.

/hands Scarpozzi his ATOT pink slip

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Once there was a man that got himself cloned... His clone was always smarting off to him and slept with his wife. This made the man angry so he confronted his clone in his apartment on the 4th floor of the complex he lived. After telling his clone off, they got in a fight and the man ended up throwing his clone out the window. The police rushed to the scene and arrested the man..............





.............for making an obsene clone fall.

/hands Scarpozzi his ATOT pink slip

Don't shoot the messanger. I certainly can't take credit for making that one up... I just truly dislike you people enough to repeat it here.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Once there was a man that got himself cloned... His clone was always smarting off to him and slept with his wife. This made the man angry so he confronted his clone in his apartment on the 4th floor of the complex he lived. After telling his clone off, they got in a fight and the man ended up throwing his clone out the window. The police rushed to the scene and arrested the man..............





.............for making an obsene clone fall.

/hands Scarpozzi his ATOT pink slip

Don't shoot the messanger. I certainly can't take credit for making that one up... I just truly dislike you people enough to repeat it here.

You are a bad, bad man.

 

"I prefer to remain a mystery -- it's all part of my master plan of becoming more attractive to women!"

Too silly and funny, Storm Rider. I understand you, as I myself am trying to attract men. I went to the length of adding my pic to "Am I hot or not" for rating, if you know what I mean? One's got to know where to improve on. :Q Aaah! But I looked at myself, and I came to realise that I didn't have to do that. Best of luck on your side of the game.

I'm just messing with you! It's just a tease. *Smile! *

 

[Scarpozzi]

At least you didn't laugh...

 

[propellerhead]

I'd be happy. My clone would keep my wife busy while I go see my girlfriend.

 

[jorken]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
An exact clone having any difference at all would either be not an exact clone, or cause a rip in the space-time continuum.

Take your pick.

nik

Rips in the space-time continuum are the best!

 

[Pepsei]

would n't that clone be a perfect clone up to the point where they both exist at the same time, where their actions diverges and becomes two different person with different thought?

 

[alm99]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: silverpig
I'd kill myself...

Indeed, kill the clone and take its place.

How would you know that you were not the clone if its an EXACT clone of you? unless there is some sort of markings on the clones body you are screwed. The clone would probably have the same idea as you to kill yourself esentially.