If your girlfriend dumped you, would you decapitate her, dismember her body, and cook her?

[MrsBugi]

This guy did.

"A suicide note in the pocket of a man who jumped off the Omni Royal Orleans Hotel late Tuesday led police to the grisly scene of his girlfriend's murder, where they found her charred head in a pot on the stove, her legs and feet baked in the oven and the rest of her dismembered body in trash bag in the refrigerator, according to police and the couple's landlord."

Apparently the girlfriend dicovered he was cheating on her and and dumped him... he didn't take the news very well. :Q:disgust:

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: MrsBugi
... he didn't take the news very well. :Q:disgust:

You can say that again

 

[Shawn]

I would have to go with no.

 

[Ayah]

Ew..

 

[DougK62]

I got dumped by a girl once and thought about putting toilet paper in the trees at her house. Does that count?

 

[Jeeebus]

I might gnaw on her spleen for a few minutes, but that's taking it too far.

 

[Fayd]

i guess it depends on how she tastes...









oh, and sucks for the girl and her family

 

[BooGiMaN]

you have to have some serious hate brewing to do all that to someone...i can barely stand seeing surgery when shown on tv so i couldnt imagine being able to cut up a human body

 

[vi edit]

Imagine having to walk in on that scene. I don't know if all the therapy in the world could ever wipe out the images that it sears into your brain.

Words can't describe the multiple levels of f'd up'd ness that this is.

 

[iamwiz82]

To me, this doesn't seem like a spur of the moment type of thing. Wouldn't these feelings and actions have popped up in his past at one time or another?

 

[Syrch]

wow.....

 

[randay]

ABSOLUTELY NOT!







I don't like wasting good food.

 

[HN]

that's a lot of trouble to go through and not eating it. or did he? :shocked:

 

[ElFenix]

i might take her dogs. maybe just the nice one.


cutting a girl up after cheating on her is rude.

 

[homercles337]

Jeebus, ... how ... wow. She must have been super hot for him to get a little upset to do that.

 

[CellarDoor]

Originally posted by: homercles337
Jeebus, ... how ... wow. She must have been super hot for him to get a little upset to do that.

If she was super hot, the guy is an idiot for cheating on her in the first place.

Edit: He's an idiot for cheating on his girlfriend, regardless.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

/me backs out of thread

 

[parker0522]

If she wasn't hot, maybe he should have just chopped off her head?

 

[Conky]

Something tells me that guy was into more than just Miller High Life and Jameson's.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: CellarDoor

Originally posted by: homercles337
Jeebus, ... how ... wow. She must have been super hot for him to get a little upset to do that.

If she was super hot, the guy is an idiot for cheating on her in the first place.

Edit: He's an idiot for cheating on his girlfriend, regardless.

prob looks like that vonage commercial guy with the girlfriend in the ferrari

 

[Kev]

I think cooking her would be a tad overboard.

 

[thegimp03]

Wow...no.

 

[parker0522]

can you cook a person to a degree of say medium to meduim rare. I know that when I cook steaks it makes a big difference in taste. I just wonder if the same goes for ppl. I don't know...maybe i am over-thinking it?

 

[CellarDoor]

I never really wanted to know how she knew this, but my 7th grade english teacher told the class that human skin tasted bitter. ::cringes::

 

[darkeneddays]

He could have at least bought some ziploc containers and put the leftovers in the fridge. Leaving your food out like that is just unsanitary!