If your girlfriend dumped you, would you decapitate her, dismember her body, and cook her?

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parker0522

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Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
burning skin smells like burnt hair, that's not very appetizing

And just how exactly do you know this? Are you big on Saturday night human roasting? Don't they have pigs where you are from?
 

HN

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Originally posted by: parker0522
Originally posted by: jmdeathsquad
burning skin smells like burnt hair, that's not very appetizing

And just how exactly do you know this? Are you big on Saturday night human roasting? Don't they have pigs where you are from?
i can vouch that they smell somewhat similar when burnt as i've had my own skin (forearm) burned with a frying pan that came right off the burner. the burned hair was from a separate occasion, and a different person.
 

iamaelephant

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Originally posted by: CellarDoor
Originally posted by: homercles337
Jeebus, ... how ... wow. She must have been super hot for him to get a little upset to do that.

If she was super hot, the guy is an idiot for cheating on her in the first place.

Edit: He's an idiot for cheating on his girlfriend, regardless.

I'm kind of inclined to believe he is an idiot for chopping her up and cooking her.
 

BuckNaked

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F'd up beyond description....

From an Article in the NY Times about Katrina, here is a pic of the couple in apparently happier times...

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Fvck man, we're "evolved" animals......I guess with a few billion on the earth this sorta things bound to happen, but I wish we lived differently.

I hate most humans.
 

yowolabi

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Originally posted by: Buck_Naked
F'd up beyond description....

From an Article in the NY Times about Katrina, here is a pic of the couple in apparently happier times...

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From the article: "In the French Quarter, Addie Hall and Zackery Bowen found a unusual way to make sure that police officers regularly patrolled their house. Ms. Hall, 28, a bartender, flashed her breasts at the police vehicles that passed by, ensuring a regular flow of traffic."

Apparently the police didn't come by often enough to catch her being chopped up. I know if I was an officer I would have knocked on the door and launched an investigation into the missing boobies.
 

randay

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Its obviously the parents fault for not bringing him up right. I mean come on what kind of parents dont teach thier kids to clean the plate. Sure we all hated having to eat everything on the plate, but think of it this way, you coulda ended up like this guy!
 

sandorski

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Did the guy leave behind any good recipes? If not, I guess my answer is, no. :shrug;
 

Perknose

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?He may have in retrospect seemed a little troubled,? Watermeier said in an interview early Wednesday morning, shortly after he led investigators to the gruesome scene inside the apartment.
:shocked: