If you were God?

[Hamburgerpimp]

I'd change my name to Dog.

 

[Neos]

My ...I did not expect such a variety of answers ...but then again coming from such a group as this, what should I expect?

Actually ...I am with you ....Moonbeam ...cause I think that is just what was intended. Too bad it got screwed up by that ole snake.

I do hear that is still the way it is supposed to be. Now the question is ...IS THE DEVIL REAL ...and is HE KEEPING US FROM experiencing NIRVANA?

Neos

 

[rc5]

Bump all good looking women.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< IS THE DEVIL REAL >>

I am the Morning Star Baby. Bow down and kiss my Cloven Hooves.

 

[Neos]

Red Dawn ...you be messed up ...BUT GOOD!

Neos

 

[Elita1]

If I were god:

-All you naughty boys would be in big trouble
-Men would give birth
-Women would be less emotional and more pragmatic
-Gorgeous women would drop from the sky BUT ONLY onto nice guys
-I'd let everyone wonder about my existence and LAUGH and LAUGH when they finally see me
-A few choice favorite creations like Elledan would get a nice real close encounter with me(just kidding Elledan! you know I love ya like the dutiful Christian that I am)


....my apologies for the rather cruel streak that's in me lately due to my condition

 

[kami]

I'd shoot giant lightning bolts from my fingers at every one of you.



<< Screw the rules....

Put another set of breasts on womens backs. That way they'd be there for the reach around. >>


ROTFLMAO. best answer yet