If you were god

CPA

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Rule the World!!!! oh wait, I would already have that by default.


ummm, maybe make a twim planet Earth, close by to the original, then watch as the two planets battle for supremecy.
 
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...then turn half the sources of water into beer and the other half to gatorade...oceans would be a weird mix and would have really drunk fish
 

johneetrash

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Originally posted by: CPA
Rule the World!!!! oh wait, I would already have that by default.


ummm, maybe make a twim planet Earth, close by to the original, then watch as the two planets battle for supremecy.

whoa how cool would that be. that'd probably make a good movie

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if i were god, id be amazing in bed.
 

DanTMWTMP

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ROFLMAOLOLOLWTFWTFWTFLOLOROFLMAOLOLOLLOLMALOLMAOLOLMAO!!!!

dude.....

LOLOLOLMAOLMAO!!

sigh....

sigh..

LOL..


sigh....

k i'm calm now..

LORLFOALRMOALOMALFORMFALO!!!

a;slkjf

AHHHAHAHAH
dude u guys are freakin hilarious wtf! ahhahaha ocean beer thing, 2 earths pics of wduag, part tomato soup...


k what would i do?..

(LOLOLOL...)
(ahem..)


i would want my computer and house to mutate to the latest technology that comes out...and be able to absorb knowledge from other people..oh wait can't i already do that?....

and make randomly make people i pass by suddenly spit out what they've been thinking in their minds ..

" ""ohh man i really wanna get outa here and whack off"" "
BOSS: "ehh what?!"
 

Dudd

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First, I'd ban clothes for all hot women. Gotta give a little something back, you know? Then, I like the idea of the planets battling for supremecy. Give em some spaceships, and watch them go at it. I'd manage to get the whole thing on HBO as well.
 

whalen

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"If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah"
 

FuzzyBee

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Jan 22, 2000
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Originally posted by: whalen
"If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah"

gotta love bhg ;)