If you were god

[isasir]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
what would you do

You mean besides two chicks at the same time?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Angrymarshmello
Ban you from AT

 

[oblizue]

I would have a chicken bake.

 

[FuzzyBee]

i'd go home from work.

oh, wait - i'm doing that anyway.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
what would you do

Nothing.

 

[NathanBWF]

format saddam: /q

...then do 2 chicks at once....while drinking a beer...on the beach...with "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC playing in the background...

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
what would you do

Nothing.

"hell, you don't have to be god to do nothing. My cousin isn't a god and he don't do sh!t."

 

[xirtam]

I would rule AToT with a righteous right hand, abolishing reposters.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: NathanBWF
format saddam: /q

...then do 2 chicks at once....while drinking a beer...on the beach...with "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC playing in the background...

Bah, think BIG, people! I'd do THREE chicks at once!

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: fuzzy bee

Originally posted by: whalen
"If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do Heavens no
Hell yeah"

gotta love bhg

Bloodhound Gang?

 

[beer]

kill all the spammers.

 

[yakko]

Format world: /s /u

 

[thraashman]

Decide that the Scientologists were right and only grant them into heaven. Just to be a bastard.

 

[rudeguy]

no idea if what I would do if I were god...too many long term consequences...

now if I were president...executive order #1 would be renaming the days of the week.
Sunday=Sleepday,
Monday=Come in late day,
Tuesday=Take your dog to work day,
Wednesday=well...no need to change it, its already humpday,
Thursday=Thongday (LordJezo gets locked in his basement on thongday),
Friday=Beerday,
Saturday=Blonde day, on blonde day all blonde that weigh under 160 pounds are not allowed to wear clothes



Rudeguy in '04!!!!!

 

[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
find a picture of wdnuadog...

strike you dead for even thinking about a picture of ducknuts!
poof, you have been turned into a pillar of salt!

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: GroundZero

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
find a picture of wdnuadog...

strike you dead for even thinking about a picture of ducknuts!
poof, you have been turned into a pillar of salt!

/grabs a pinch of salt for his Wendy's fries...those idiots never give me any salt

 

[Martin]

kill everyone

 

[Emveach]

You're assuming I'm not god.

 

[Cerb]

Originally posted by: NuclearFusi0n
what would you do

I wouldn't, because I'd already have done everything, and I'd know all the stuff I wish I knew now, so...I'd make me some planet-sized popcorn and watch the universe.

 

[PowerMacG5]

I would do all hot chicks at once, while watching the two Earths battle for supremacy. Then, secerely hurt or abolish from life people I truly dispise. THen, rinsw, wash, and repeat day after day.

 

[Wallydraigle]

First I'd quit my job. Second I'd sell my car and give the money to charity. Third I'd make a double of myself to take my place, but I'd make him like my evil twin, because that would mess with peoples' heads. He'd be kind of screwed because I just sold his car out from under him and he'd be unemployed with no real marketable skills, but since I'm creating him to be an evil bastard anyway I guess he has it coming. Then I'd make a section of space fold in on itself like a bubble, effectively creating a new universe inside, and there I'd just kind of chill out, catch up on my reading, listen to some music, that kind of thing. I'd probably get some new photo gear too, because I'd be God and I think I could hook that up.

 

[SilverThief]

I would ban hemorrhoids, male-pattern baldness, yellow teeth, and this silly notion of monogamy.

 

[m2kewl]

there'd be all women and one man on earth (me). the only thing they'll fight over is, me.

 

[Mean MrMustard]

I'd probably get a penis reduction first off...

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: ELP
I'd probably get a penis reduction first off...

so you want to change your 2 inches to 1 inch?

hm........you are not a smart god