if you were god/omnipotent, what would be FIRST thing you'd do?

Nightfall

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Well, since absolute power corrupts absolutely....

I would probably do something bad. :)
 

gopunk

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<< Get laid. >>



bwhaha, why did i have the feeling somebody was going to say that....

i'd probably point my finger and make a super fast computer appear, just to see if i can create stuff at will :)
 

A5

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Get a woman, and make her nearly as powerful as me, but not moreso so that she couldn't take me out of existance when she has her period ;)
 

yoda291

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mind you ...this is the absolute first thing you guys would do. The number one thing on the priority list.
 

Noriaki

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Create a LOT of money.

That way I can persue my academic desires that I have to give up for a real job becuase I won't have enough money to do it.

:)
 

Red Dawn

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Make some ignorant Sheepherders write a book about me and their origin. I'd make sure they included sordid tales of Sex , greed and betrayal. Thn I'd go to the Bahamas.
 

showoff0450

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<< Nuke the University of Connecticut. And laugh my ass off while doing it. :) >>




Uh... I'm up here at UConn right now... I'm kinda freaked now to say the least...
 

Geekbabe

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I would make myself less confused.I'm so bad sometimes it's a wonder I ever get anything done




<--- just spent 15 minutes trouble shooting a rig only to discover that I'd disconnected an ide ribbon from the MB..dufus,dufus :(
 

NikPreviousAcct

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<< Create a LOT of money.

That way I can persue my academic desires that I have to give up for a real job becuase I won't have enough money to do it.

:)
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Actually, the more you create, the less it's worth. What you do is gather money, and make everyone else's burn up in a mysterious puff of smoke. Then the money you have will be worth more and more, driving inflation down, driving the cost of living down, etc. Then you'll be able to pay $10 for a kick-ass college education. :)
 

Red Dawn

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<< I would make myself less confused >>

If you did that you wouldn't be "Baffled" Ahahaha.. I crack myself up sometimes!!!
 

glenn1

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i'd probably take the rest of the day off.... something tells me that if i were suddenly omnipotent, that my boss wouldn't object to it ;)